Hard to disagree with this one






Today is the birthday, in 1948, of Cat Stevens/Yusuf. He is a remarkable singer and composer and this is one of his many famous songs.


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Bada Bing!
Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gymAlexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.Me: Close enough.
Tapes had a side A and side B. It’s only logical that their successor would be the CD.
Do you know how weird it is being the same age as old people?
Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom!Husband: Well, next time take the car!
Me at 16: The radio station is playing my song.Me at 25: The bar is playing my song.Me now: The grocery store is playing my song.
Waiter: What can I get you? The Dad: I’ll have the rabbit stew.Waiter: I’ll only bring you that if you promise not to say, “There’s a hare in my soup”.The Dad:
Waiter:The Dad:
I’ll have the chicken.
Juan Vega, the world-famous clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health.From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan’s side. The otter even learned to dig for clams.One day, a man went to Juan’s house looking to hire him for a week. His wife answered the door, “Sure,” his wife said. “It will cost you $500.”The man exclaimed, “That much?”Juan’s wife replied, “But you’re getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else on this coast.”The man protested, “I just want Juan. I will hire him alone for $350.” “Sorry,” Juan’s wife said. “You can’t have Juan without the otter.”


Today is the birthday, in 1945, of John Lodge, bass and vocals with the English band, Moody Blues.


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This Guy Sends His Girlfriend Photoshopped Pictures Whenever She Asks If Their Kids Are OK








Today is the birthday, in 1947. of Brian May. He is a musician, songwriter, record producer, author, astrophysicist and university administrator. Along with lead singer Freddie Mercury and drummer Roger Taylor he founded Queen. In addition to being lead guitarist he wrote many of Queen’s hits. He earned a PhD in astrophysics from Imperial College, London. There’s much more but instead, here is Queen.
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