In 1973, Elton John started a three-week run at number one on the Billboard singles chart with this:
Month: February 2021
Tuesday Morning
It’s cold. Learn how to make proper snow sculptures from these Lithuanians.
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some hair…
commas are important
On this night in 1959, Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper all appeared at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa. It was the last performance for each of them before being killed in a plane crash the following day.
Rainy Monday
spellcheck.
Bada bing!
What’s considered trashy if you’re poor, but classy if you’re rich? Manipulating the stock market.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My mother-in-law drowned in a well.I didn’t know that wells still existed, let alone granted wishes.
My personal trainer said I did so well on the treadmill that next week she’ll turn it on.
I know the guy who invented Cliff’s notes. I asked him how, he said “Well, to make a long story short…”
I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.
I crastinated part-time for seven years before I went pro.
Signs…
On this day (in 1896), La bohème by Giacomo Puccini premiered at the Royal Theater in Turin. Here’s a wonderful bit. Isn’t she amazing?
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