Crabs and Beer!

On this day in 1781, the Siege of Yorktown, the last major battle of the American Revolutionary War, came to an end with a decisive victory for the American Continental Army. The Americans, with substantial support from he Marquis de Lafayette and French Army troops, led by Comte de Rochambeau, and a French Navy force commanded by the Comte de Grasse, defeating the British Army commanded by British Lieutenant General Charles Cornwallis.

The Comte de Grasse had defeated the British fleet at the Battle of the Chesapeake, blocking any reinforcements to Cornwallis. The French and American armies moved their artillery close and began a continual bombardment of the British positions. Cornwallis asked for capitulation terms on October 17. After two days of negotiation, the surrender ceremony occurred on October 19; Cornwallis was absent from the ceremony. With the capture of more than 7,000 British soldiers, negotiations between the United States and Great Britain began, resulting in the Treaty of Paris of 1783.

A 1931 US postage stamp depicting Rochambeau, Washington, and de Grasse, issued in commemoration of the 150th anniversary of the victory at Yorktown in 1781

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THE NEW BRIDE

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a ‘mail order’ bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, ‘She’ll be twenty-one in November.’

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend’s remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again .. ‘How’s the new wife?’, asked the banker. Tom proudly said, ‘Good – she’s pregnant.’

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, ‘And how’s the hired hand?’ Without hesitating, Tom said, ‘She’s pregnant too!’

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Cooking Adventures!

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Today is the birthday, in 1946. of English lyricist and songwriter Keith Reid. He co-founded Procol Harum with Gary Brooker. They had the 1967 UK No.1 & US No.5 single ‘A Whiter Shade Of Pale’ (one of the few singles to have sold over 10 million copies) and scored the hits ‘Homburg’, ‘Conquistador’. He wrote the lyrics of every original song released by Procol Harum, but was not a performing member. Reid died from colon cancer on 23 March 2023 age 76. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0vCwGUZe1I

On this day in 1916, Margaret Sanger opened the first family planning and birth control clinic in the United States. At the time, contraceptives, abortion, and birth control literature were illegal in much of the U.S. Working as a nurse in the slums of New York City, Sanger often treated mothers desperate to avoid conceiving additional children, many of whom had resorted to back-alley abortions.

To promote birth control, Sanger gave speeches, wrote books, and published periodicals. Sanger deliberately flouted laws that prohibited distribution of information about contraceptives, and was arrested eight times. Her activism led to court rulings that legalized birth control, including one that enabled physicians to dispense contraceptives; and another – Griswold v. Connecticut – which legalized contraception without a prescription for couples nationwide.

She discouraged abortion, and her clinics never offered abortion services during her lifetime. She founded several organizations dedicated to family planning, including Planned Parenthood. In the early 1950s, Sanger persuaded philanthropists to provide funding for biologist Gregory Pincus to develop the first birth control pill. She died in Arizona in 1966.

Sanger in 1936

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Today is the birthday, in 1947, of American musician and songwriter Bob Weir, best known as a founding member of the Grateful Dead. The group released more than 140 albums during their career, the majority of them recorded live in concert. Weir also founded and played in several other bands during and after his career with the Grateful Dead, and Weir, along with former Grateful Dead members, joined John Mayer to form the band Dead & Company. In the summer of 2025, Weir was diagnosed with cancer. Despite beating the cancer, he died from underlying lung issues on January 10, 2026, at the age of 78. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuyaK0hGxWk

Today is the birthday, in 70 BCE, of Publius Vergilius Maro, usually called Virgil or Vergil. He was an ancient Roman poet of the Augustan period. He composed three of the most famous poems in Latin literature: the Eclogues (or Bucolics), the Georgics, and the epic Aeneid.

He stood as the most popular Latin poet through late antiquity, the Middle Ages, and early modernity, exerting major influence on Western literature. T. S. Eliot famously began a lecture on the subject “What Is a Classic?” by asserting as self-evidently true that “whatever the definition we arrive at, it cannot be one which excludes Virgil – we may say confidently that it must be one which will expressly reckon with him”.

As a schoolboy, I spent hours reading and translating his work and cursing him prolifically; I still remember parts: “Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora” (“I sing of arms and of a man, an exile driven by fate, who first came from the shores of Troy to Italy and the Lavinian coasts”).

Virgil Reading the Aeneid to Augustus, Octavia, and Livia by Jean-Baptiste Wicar,

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Here’s Fleetwood Mac telling us lies… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings which was fought between the Norman-French army of William, Duke of Normandy, and an English army under the Anglo-Saxon King Harold Godwinson, beginning the Norman Conquest of England.It was a decisive Norman victory, Harold was killed in the battle and William became king.

Bayeux Tapestry – Scene 57: the death of King Harold at the Battle of Hastings. Titulus: HIC HAROLD REX INTERFECTUS EST (Here King Harold is slain)

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and…the reverse Bayeux Tapestry…

Thanks, Debra!

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Today is the birthday, in 1948, of British singer Marcia Barrett. She was one of the original singers with the vocal group Boney M, who had the 1978 UK No.1 & US No.30 single ‘Rivers Of Babylon’. With more than 150 million records sold, they are one of the best-selling artists of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpDj1UTIn4Y

On this day in 1775, the Continental Congress established the Continental Navy, the predecessor to the United States Navy. It was founded to fight against British forces and their allies as part of the American Revolutionary War. In 1776, Commodore Esek Hopkins was appointed by Congress to command the navy. Due to the efforts of several prominent patrons such as John Adams, the Continental Navy eventually developed into a substantial force, though it never replicated the successes of the Continental Army.

The Continental Navy was unable to make a significant impact on the war’s outcome, and many of its ships were lost to British naval attacks, accidents, or bad weather. However, it produced a corps of skilled naval officers who would go on to fight in the Quasi-War, Barbary Wars and War of 1812. The Revolutionary War ended with an American victory in 1783, and two years later the Continental Navy was disbanded by Congress. On March 27, 1794, the United States Navy was officially established, inheriting many of the Continental Navy’s traditions.

The Continental Navy frigate Columbus with the captured British brig Lord Lifford off New England, 1776

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BADA BING!

Now that I’ve reflected on it, cleaning mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing in the future.

In my school days, I did well in every subject except Greek mythology.
You could say that class was my Achilles elbow.

I had to call the tinnitus hotline today.
There was no answer — it just kept ringing.

SOCIALISM IS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT SAVING YOUR HOUSE. CAPITALISM IS THE INSURANCE COMPANY DENYING YOUR CLAIM. COMMUNISM IS WHEN YOU START YOUR OWN TV PROPAGANDA STATION AFTER KICKING OUT THE FREE PRESS.

I’ve officially reached the age where my obituary won’t be using the word “untimely.

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween, they’re terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. They take a bit of prep work, but so worth it. Reuse, repurpose, recycle.

Carole: That stupid teacher doesn’t know shit about math, history or English. I’m sure I smelled vodka on her breath. Brother: Stop it Carole! Mom is trying her best.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s kind of the same thing.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

I went out on a date with a woman recently and she said she wanted to get to know me better. I said, “No you don’t!” I got news for you ladies. We’re not hiding the good stuff.

I’ve reached the age where I can’t tell if I’ve sustained an injury or that’s just how I am now.

I’m not really worried about getting older … I’ll still do the same dumb stuff, just slower.

A recent study has shown that the most effective way to recover quickly after strenuous exercise is to be 20 years old.

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Today is the birthday, in 1948, of American singer, classically trained pianist, guitarist, John Ford Coley, from England Dan & John Ford Coley, who had the 1976 US No. 2 & UK No. 26 single, ‘I’d Really Love To See You Tonight.’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuUVgKT4roQ