Month: May 2022

feels like Monday but actually TUESDAY

Today is Royal Brunei Armed Forces Day, a public holiday in Brunei Darussalam. This public holiday marks the formation of the Royal Brunei Armed Forces on 31 May 1961.

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Today is the birthday, in 1955, of Nicky Headon, drummer for the Clash.

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

Memorial Day

U.S. flags stand in front of fallen service members graves on Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington Va, May 28, 2012. DoD photo by Erin A. Kirk-Cuomo (Released)

Between the beach, the family fun, the picnics and the sales, it’s important to take a moment to think about what Memorial Day really is. We are honoring and remembering those men and women who have sacrificed their lives defending our country and our values. Think for a moment, as you look at the images below, of those they have left behind and share for a second in their grief because they have sacrificed too. This is what Memorial Day is all about.

Posted by Tom in Thoughts

Books Update

I thought I’d bring you up to date on the books I’ve recently read.

Juhea Kim’s debut novel, Beasts of a Little Land, covers a lot of Korean history but also leaves out a lot. It starts in 1917 when a hunter, Nam KyungSoo stalks a leopard in the far north, hoping to feed his family. It turns out to be a tigerling, though, whose mother becomes a mortal threat. Starving and freezing, he is discovered by Japanese occupiers and he is able both to guide them to safety and protect them from the tiger. In return, the invaders allow him to live and the leader of the Japanese gives him a silver cigarette case.

At about the same time, another family, living near Pyongyang, decides they have too many mouths to feed and sell their 10-year old daughter, Jade, to a brothel in Pyongyang. She befriends the two daughters of the brothel’s owner and shortly the three of them move south to Seoul to begin training as courtesans.

Another new resident of Seoul is Nam JungHo, living on the street and carrying his father’s cigarette case. He meets Jade on the street and the two of them form a deep friendship and JungHo becomes involved in the revolutionary battle while Jade becomes a sought-after performer.

There are plenty of other characters as the fight between the communists, the nationalists and the occupying Japanese proceeds and lots of adventure. Mysteriously missing is the whole Korean war period which, I suspect, will come in a second novel.

It’s an often fun read but a bit too soapy for my tastes. I am looking forward to see what comes next from Kim, though.

I’m not normally a fan of mystery novels or thrillers, but thought I’d give this one a try after hearing good things about it.

A former FBI agent, settling down with her hunky judge husband, smells a rat at her weekly lunch group. When she met widowed hunk Josh, a top lawyer–turned–federal judge, and his now-14-year-old daughter, Eliza, Corie Geller thought she knew what she wanted. Instead of flying around the world interrogating terrorists for the government, she would marry Josh, become a wife and mother, and use her language skills to vet books in Arabic for U.S. publishers. That’s how she landed at La Cuisine Délicieuse in Shorehaven, Long Island, lunching every Wednesday with the suburban self-employed. A landscaper, an eBay reseller, a low-end speechwriter, a photo retoucher, an internet data expert…but there’s one guy in the group who sets off her internal alarms. Pete Delaney sits in the same chair every week, won’t take his eyes off his car, keeps changing phones—it’s just weird.

Corie intuitively feels that Pete is hiding something—and as someone accustomed to keeping her FBI past from her new neighbors, she should know. But does Pete really have a shady alternate life, or is Corie just imagining things, desperate to add some spark to her humdrum suburban existence? The only way to find out is to dust off her FBI toolkit and take a deep dive into Pete Delaney’s affairs . . .

It goes pretty much the way you would expect it to – Corie gets in deeper and deeper and then gets caught and captured by Pete Delaney and is saved at the last minute. There are some fun wisecracks and clever dialogue, but the characters are pretty much sketched in and the premise is contrived. I will pass on any more by Susan Isaacs.

It took me two tries to get into this book, but when I did, I loved it. The Promise is the story of the Swart family, descendants of Voortrekker settlers, clinging to their farm amid tumultuous social and political change — “just an ordinary bunch of white South Africans,” he writes, “holding on, holding out.” Their farm is just like every farm around it. The tone of the book is strange, sometimes doleful, other times mirthful. Beginning in 1986, the novel moves toward the present, following Ma, Pa and the alliterative trio of Swart children: Anton, a military deserter and failed novelist; Astrid, a narcissistic housewife; and Amor, an introspective loner who eventually becomes a nurse. By the end of the book, Amor will be the only one left alive.

Starting with the accession of Nelson Mandela, the novel registers seismic rumbles of a changing South Africa. Yet white characters remain casually dismissive of Black people and their “unknowable lives”; everyone, Astrid muses, “just went on like before, except it was nicer because there was forgiveness and no more boycotts.”

Everything is written in the present tense and the narrator constantly changes viewpoints; scenes meld into one another without notice. Sometimes the characters reach out and correct the narrator, other times the narrator addresses the reader directly (“if Salome’s home hasn’t been mentioned before it’s because you have not asked”). The narrator sometimes tells us what everyone in the room is thinking and it isn’t pretty.

Each of The Promise’s four sections centers around the death of a different Swart. They’re also set in defining eras of South African politics, from the State of Emergency to Mandela’s presidency, Mbeki’s inauguration and Jacob Zuma’s eventual resignation. The romp through South Africa’s sordid past is a bizarre one, populated by impossible coincidences and brutal violence, with a chorus of odd supporting characters: a case of snakes, an incestuous priest, a yoga teacher called Mowgli, an evil reptile park salesman. 

The book is filled with satire and Galgut does a great job of leading us through the collapse of the old South Africa without guessing what will arise from the ashes. The novel was a well-deserved Booker Prize winner and a New York Times Editors’ Choice. You should read it.

Posted by Tom in Books, Literature

WEDNESDAY – middle of the week

Today is Africa Day. It commemorates the founding of the Organization of African Unity on this day in 1963. It is a public holiday in The Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Lesotho, Mali, Mauritania, Namibia, Zambia and Zimbabwe.

What kind of pants?

On this day in 1973, Carole King played a concert in Central Park before more than 100,000 people.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

not monday but TUESDAY

Today is Saints Cyril and Methodius Day also known in Bulgaria as Bulgarian Education and Culture Day. They spread christianity among the Slavic peoples of Bulgaria, Great Moravia, and Pannonia. They are credited with devising the Glagolitic alphabet, the precursor to the current Cyrillic alphabet which is named after Cyril.

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Bada Bing!

What do you call those things where you blow and make a wish? A breathalyzer.

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.

I went out looking for baby formula. I couldn’t find any. But I did pick up a couple of AR-15s.

Any successful preventative measure will, in hindsight, appear to have been unnecessary.

My neighbor’s diary says I have boundary issues.

Gas is so high, that my mailman is now working from home. He called yesterday and read my mail to me.

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’.

I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Bob Dylan, winner of the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies