Karate!
Firsts
Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Ronald Mundy, one of the original members of The Marcels.
20
Apr
2021
Month: April 2021
19
Apr
2021
I assume it’s MONDAY.
Here they come!
What do dentists call x-rays?Tooth pics!
My dentist was telling me an overly long story about the injection needle, so I told him to get to the point.
I asked my dentist what was his fave rock band and he said Gums and Molars.
What do you call a person with 2 donkeys?Biased.
I’m down with social distancing, but I think my local grocery store has gone too far.They’ve put a big X on the floor to show where to stand in line at the register.I’ve seen enough Roadrunner cartoons, I’m not falling for that.
I just called the paranoia hotline.A guy answered with, “How did you get this number?!”
Remember back when we used to eat cake after someone blew all over it?Crazy times, right?
All the silent K’s in English confuse me.Like, why is there a silent K in knot?Or two silent K’s in knuckle?Or three silent K’s in Republican?
How about a little irony…
Feeding time…
Today is the birthday, in 1947, of Mark Volman who became famous with The Turtles. But I really don’t much like their stuff, so I’m going to give you Grace Slick and Jefferson Airplane and this great song.
16
Apr
2021
Let me explain why it’s Friday
15
Apr
2021
Thursday, all day.
14
Apr
2021
Finally it’s WEDNESDAY!
and…study results are in:
My wife and I hosted a dinner party for many of our old friends, some of whom we hadn’t seen for years. Everyone was encouraged to bring their children and grandchildren along as well.
All throughout dinner, Emma, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old granddaughter kept staring at me. This beautiful little girl could hardly eat her food for staring at me. I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, and patted my hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at me.
Finally, I asked her, “Emma, why are you staring at me so?”
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior also, and the table went quiet, waiting for her response.
Little Emma said, “I just wanna see how you drink like a fish.”
For you OCD people…
Some people…
and this…
Well, today is the birthday of Loretta Lynn (in 1832). But none of her work really appeals to me. Instead I’m going to give you this great video of Elton John and Kiki Dee. Apparently it was shot all in one take with a three camera setup.
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