Month: September 2021

Sep

2021

FRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAYFRIDAY

Location, location…

Signsssss

ARE YOU OLD?

If you know what this is used for…

If you know what’s under this doll…

If you’ve eaten dinner at a table like this…

If you’ve ever cooked a delicious meal in one of these…

If you can just HEAR this sound in your head…

If you’ve ever used two keys to run a car…

If you know exactly what song you’d put on if you saw one of these…

If you can think of the exact person that used to smell like these…

If you’ve ever used this tool…

If you can still feel the burn from this…

If you are familiar with where you can find these…

If you can smell the smoke from this…

If you’ve driven in a car that had one of these…

If you know what this tool is used for…

If you know what this is used for…

If you know what this button is used for…

If you know exactly where these things are located…
If you remembered any of thesethen

Congratulations … you are officially old.

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Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Gerry Marsden, frontman for Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Sep

2021

Today is the birthday, in 1930, of Ray Charles, singer, songwriter, pianist and composer. He was born in Albany, Georgia. At age 3 he began losing his sight and was completely blind by age 7, likely due to glaucoma. This song reached number one in 1960 and was the first of his three number one pop hits.

Sep

2021

MIERCURI

is what they call it in Rumania

gerrymandering?

Posters from Scarfolk…

1970s-era poster from an imaginary English town.

Learn about ducks

Today is the birthday, in 1943, of Toni Basil – singer, actress and dancer. She was David Bowie’s choreographer during several tours. Here she sings this hit song:

Sep

2021

It’s KEDD

in Hungary

Back when OTC drugs really worked…

The way Republicans are obsessing over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attending a $35K-per-ticket gala you'd think she'd spent $150 millions of taxpayer money to play golf at resorts she owned.

Bada Bing!!

On their silver wedding anniversary, a woman turned to her husband and said: “Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?””Why shouldn’t I?” he replied. “I stuck with you through the other six shades.”

My husband gave me an ultimatum: it’s either him or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

My wife is fed with my constant puns, so I asked her, “How can I stop my addiction?”Wife: Whatever means necessary.Me: No it doesn’t.

Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”Brunette: “I don’t know.”Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

I remember when the phone was stuck to my house.

I’m addicted to collecting old Beatles albums. I need Help.

I just got 5 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Acupuncture may be fake, or possibly a placebo, and it may be a scam, but you can’t say it’s pointless.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual.“I just paid $15 for a coke & a ham sandwich. Let’s start with that.”

When you’re old, you take all your drugs after the concert.

Signs…