Month: September 2021

Animal

Animal: A Novel: Taddeo, Lisa: 9781982122126: Amazon.com: Books

I recently finished reading Animal by Lisa Taddeo. I wasn’t sure I would like it but I ended up thinking it was an amazing book. I’m pretty sure, though, that many of you won’t like it and, in fact, won’t get past the first 20 pages. For those who do, it’s an interesting and propulsive novel that races to its end and that some might find erotic.

The novel focuses on our narrator, Joan, who is fleeing New York after having watched her married lover, Vic, shoot himself while she was out to dinner with his replacement. “If someone asked me to describe myself in a single word, depraved is the one I would use.”, Joan tells us. Joan is addicted to love and its analogues — in particular, the adoration of men who happen to be married to someone else.

Joan’s affair with Vic is expedient. He is her boss at an ad agency and he mentors, promotes, beds, spoils and stalks her after she stops having sex with him. She found the affair expedient. “At a certain point, I began to rely on Vic for everything,” she admits. “At first I enjoyed all the praise and then I started to feel like I deserved everything I got, that he had nothing to do with it.”

Joan heads to California, stopping off in Texas to have sex with a man there. “Along the drive I had been wanting to sleep with a real cowboy, someone without social media,” she explains.

She rents a house in Topanga Canyon on a large piece of property that is also home to a well-known rapper, a hot guy in a yurt, and a wealthy older man who has recently lost his wife. Once unpacked, she almost immediately runs into the person she went there looking for—a young woman named Alice, who she believes can help her understand what happened to Joan’s parents who, we learn, killed themselves separately when she was ten.

In Los Angeles her days are filled with ruminating and shoplifting. She gets a job as a barista and meets a variety of men who want to sleep with her, including Lenny, her senile landlord, and River, the 22-year-old dropout who lives in the yurt. She pops pills and answers text messages from Vic’s angry widow.

Taddeo balances the sex, violence, and melodrama of her plot with insightful character development. Joan is almost impossible to look away from on every page. “When I saw boys in the streets with their low-slung backpacks, I thought of the girls they liked, the girls who got to be eleven and twelve and thirteen, with unicorn stickers and slap bracelets. I did not get to be any of those ages. I was ten and then I was thirty, and then I was thirty-seven.”

Alice, it turns out, is Joan’s half-sister, the product of her father’s extramarital affair. Alice is unaware of this and they become friends, but what friends! Taddeo does not craft a likable heroine. Instead, she does more or less the opposite. Joan takes a perverse pleasure in exposing the ugliest parts of herself. Her worldview is primal, opportunistic, hypersexualized: All men are sexual prospects and all women are rivals, even her new bestie Alice. “She wore no makeup and I wanted to kill her,” Joan recalls. “But first I wanted to put her in a cage, fatten her up, feed her hormones and pig cheeks and Fanta. Knock her teeth out and shave her eyebrows. I wanted her to die ugly.”

Taddeo is not a subtle writer. “Animal” is a story about trauma, how the psychic wounds of childhood draw the blueprint for a lifetime of emotional carnage and, eventually, physical violence. In the course of the novel, Joan suffers, commits or bears witness to rapes, child molestation, suicide and murder. In the midst of the financial crisis of 2008, a Wall Street trader pays her a thousand dollars to kick him in the testicles.

I know this sounds terrible but Joan’s voice is so sharp and magnetic that the reader will follow her anywhere — even to the dark and increasingly unbelievable depths her creator sends her. Joan’s values remain consistent throughout. Every husband cheats, and every adultery results in mortal injury or death. Little girls are warped by a culture that views them as sexual objects almost from birth. Joan remembers of a family friend: “His Zippo had a pinup girl on it. Long brown hair with bangs and a pink bikini. My youth was marked by such images — seeing them on playing cards or drawn crudely on bathroom stalls.”

I was about ninety percent through the book when I realized who Joan was telling her story to and it kind of changed my perspective of the whole book. The story goes a bit off the rails at the end, but the questions it asks are satisfyingly answered.

As I said at the beginning, this book is not for everyone. But it’s quite a story and Taddeo can craft some killer narrative and has a great gift for aphorisms. When I first started the book, I wasn’t sure I would finish it but, as I got into it, I felt I needed to see what happened next and I’m glad I finished it.

Posted by Tom in Books, Literature

PARASKEVI

Friday dance!!

Learn Finnish!!!!

Funny Finnish saying translated.

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JESUS!!

Have a great weekend!!

Today is the birthday, in 1923, of Hiram “Hank” Williams. He was born and raised in Alabama and took guitar lessons from African-American blues musician Rufus Payne. During his career he recorded 35 singles that reached the top ten of the Billboard Country and Western best sellers chart including 11 that reached number one (three posthumously). He died on New Year’s Day in 1953 in Oak Hill, West Virginia at the age of 29.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music

ALXAMESS

…is what the Wolof people of Senegal say on Thursday.

Diversify

Schools are open and it’s a good thing!

Today is the birthday, in 1925, of B. B. King, one of the most important blues guitarists of all time. Take a listen…

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies, World

WUKUADA

…in Twi

Vaccine Research

Musicians…

Juxtaposition

iPhone 12 owners buying iPhone 13

Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Ole Brunkert, the drummer for ABBA on every album.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TISDAG

as they say in Sweden.

Lab Equipment

Bada Bing!

If you’re paying five dollars for a bottle of SmartWater, it’s probably not working!

I know a guy that got a job making plastic draculas.He told me that there were only two of them on the production line, so he had to make every second Count.

I hate when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and I’ve already put the resident expert to bed.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve died a little inside.

So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with “Maybe next time” wasn’t the best response.

A good pun is its own reword.

I’ve hardly done anything on my bucket list.I think I’ll change the B to an F.

For most of human history, our vehicles had an automatic stopping system to take us home and ensure we didn’t crash when we were drunk or sleeping.Then we got rid of the horse.

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile.And suddenly, I’M the idiot?!

It’s been brought to my attention that I may have offended some of you. I apologize, I meant to offend all of you.

What would you have if every car in the country was painted PINK?A Pink Carnation.(Did you start singing the song?)

Her: We need to eat at a different cafeteria.Him: Why?Her: They have the Heimlich maneuver printed on the back of the menu.

There are two typos of people in the world.Those who notice spelling mistakes, and those who don’t.

When life hands you lemons, hand them back.You deserve chocolate.

A woman took her 3-year-old boy shopping. When they got home, he had a chocolate bar in his pocket. She didn’t buy it and he certainly didn’t buy it. So she took him straight back to the shopping center and let him loose in the jewelry store.

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.  

Andrea went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told  her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”  

Andrea said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”  

The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.”  

Andrea replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”  The pharmacist said, “Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.

Today’s musical selection is a fun one to sing along with.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies