Today’s holiday is The Day of Declaration of Sovereignty in Estonia. It marks Estonia’s declaration of sovereignty over the laws of the Soviet Union on November 16, 1988 during the Singing Revolution.
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Bada Bing!
HR person: So tell me a bit about yourself.Interviewee: I’d rather not. I really need this job.
Every McDonalds should have a flag they fly at half staff when the ice cream machine is broken.
Not to brag, but I just went into another room and remembered why I went in there.
Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine.Apparently, it’s getting difficult to sell sober people coffee at $12 a cup.
I just found out the neighborhood had a meeting about a crazy person on the block.I can’t figure out why they didn’t invite me.
I know the voices aren’t real, but man, do they come up with some great ideas.
Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bikes.
Apparently, this guy at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leapfrog.
Me: The internet used to come in through the phone. It made a terrible noise, like robots screaming.Grandson: Hush Grandpa, take your pills.
I got my daughter a refrigerator for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I was an accountant from the age of 21 until I was sacked for no apparent reason at the age of 30. Total waste of 14 years.
I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely.You know who you are.STOP IT!
Wrong Things
On this day in 1960, Patsy Cline recorded ‘I Fall to Pieces’. Released on the Decca label in 1960 it topped the country charts and crossed over to the pop charts becoming one of her biggest hits. As the song was climbing the charts, Cline was injured in a near fatal automobile accident and was unable to perform the song for several months. Here she is!
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