Month: December 2021

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2021

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Today is National Day in Saint Lucia.

This public holiday in Saint Lucia is always celebrated on December 13th. It is Saint Lucia’s National Day and marks the Feast Day of Saint Lucia, the patron saint of the island.

Uh Oh

Cats really love to attack Christmas trees.

Bada Bing!

It’s been months since I bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrived yet!

I wouldn’t last an hour if I had to answer the phone at the business called “Shack of Sit Funiture”.

I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions. Who’s blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?

Socialism is the fire department saving your house.Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

Every day I worry that I’m going to scream “shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head.

I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every once in a while.

I think my wife has started to show signs the first signs of Alzheimer’s.She said she can’t remember what she ever saw in me.

I want to see an episode of “undercover boss” with Jesus visiting Joel Olsteen’s church.

I once saw a guy holding up a sign that said, “I love you Stevie”, at a Stevie Wonder concert.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can’t even get into my own pants.

Pupils at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One 11-year old wrote, “When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.”

Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire by staying home in his pajamas.I’m not having the same results.

Today is the birthday, in 1952, of Berton Averre, lead guitarist for The Knack.

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A little Handel for the Holiday

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Today is Human Rights and Peace Day in Kiribati. The United Nations General Assembly adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on December 10, 1948 to prevent repetition of World War II and creation of numerous concentration camps. In 1950 Human Rights Day was declared by the UN General Assembly. This day is observed by all country-members of the UN. The government of Kiribati decided to celebrate this day and create the national observance praising human rights and peace in the world. This observance became a public holiday in Kiribati.

NOT Disney…

No fun birthdays today so here are the Doobie Brothers.

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2021

THURRRSSSSDAY

Today’s holiday is V. C. Bird Day in Antigua and Barbuda marking the birthday of Sir Vere Cornwall Bird. Sir Vere Cornwall Bird was born on December 9th 1910. He became the first prime minister of Antigua and is considered the father of the nation. He became the first recipient of the Order of the National Hero in 1994.

I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependence in the morning.

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Sammy Strain. He has the distinction of being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice – once with Little Anthony and the Imperials and once with the O’Jays.

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2021

WEDNESNESDAY

Today is Saint Kliment Ohridski’s Day In North Macedonia. Known as the enlightener of the Slavs, Clement (Kliment) was one of the most prominent disciples of Saints Cyril and Methodius, the two Byzantine missionaries who spread Christianity among the Slavic peoples of Bulgaria, Great Moravia and Pannonia.