Today is Memorial Day in Timor-Leste (East Timor). This holiday honors those who took part in the resistance against Indonesian occupation and fought for independence.
Today is also, of course, ‘a date that shall live in infamy’. My eldest daughter knows all about that.
President Biden gets a standing ovation at the #kennedycenterhonors after David Letterman says it’s nice that the Presidential box is filled again. (For the first time since 2016)
Bada Bing!
In Star Wars anyone can hop in any spaceship and know how to fly it.I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.
My wife said to me, “If I ever get Alzheimer’s I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me”. I said, “That’s the fifth time you’ve said that today”.
In a freak accident, I lost all the fingers on my right hand. I asked the doctor If I would still be able to write with it.He replied, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it”.
If astrology isn’t real, then how come every Scorpio I meet is born in either October or November?!
My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa.That’s the location of Sarah’s soda.
How do you know when you’ve become an adult?When your whole day is ruined because they rearranged the grocery store.
We squint at the sun because it is bright.We squint at Marjorie Taylor Greene because she’s not.
I reached a new culinary milestone today.I set off the neighbors smoke alarm.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.
I didn’t find any good musician birthdays today, so here’s Robert Palmer.
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