Month: February 2022

could be THURSDAY, I think

Today is the Feast of St. Paul’s Shipwreck in Malta – a public holiday. The is the first major feast day of the year and it commemorates when St. Paul was shipwrecked on Malta in 60AD.

Tractor Beam
aunts
The real monsters are hidden among us, members of the community. Even your own family can cause unspeakable psychological damage. Sleep well now.

Here’s another great eighties music video – I really like this one.

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

and just like that it’s WEDNESDAY

Today is the feast of St. Maron. This is an important holiday for Lebanese Maronite Christians who account for about 22% of the total population of Lebanon.

doomtent

crochet and cross stitch

And never underestimate the power of cardboard —

Here’s another one of the music videos from the eighties…

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

Another Tuesday in February

Today is Prešeren Day, a public holiday in Slovenia. This holiday commemorates the death of France Prešeren (1800 – 1849), a Slovene poet who is regarded as the greatest Slovene classical author. The day also serves as a time to reflect on all Sloven cultural achievements. You can read one of his poems HERE.

Bada Bing!

I read the nutrition facts on a box of cookies. I found out I need to eat 83 cookies to get 100% of my daily protein.

I got drunk last night and decided to do my own taxes. I’m getting back four million dollars this year!

If you’re 40+, it’s time to leave the young girls alone and get a woman that understands the signs of a stroke.

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently. 

A lot of people don’t realize that the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

The English language is so crazy with silent “K”s. One silent K in “knot”. Two silent K’s in “knuckle”. Three silent K’s in “republican”. Four silent K’s in “knickknack”.

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

*airhorn sound* *second airhorn sound *Me: This isn’t deodorant!

Person giving me directions: You can’t miss it. Me: You wanna bet.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today. But those cops came out of nowhere.

Parenting!

Here’s another great music video from the eighties. This one is iconic – great design and choreography.

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

feels like MONDAY

Today is Constitution Day in Mexico celebrating the adoption of the constitution in 1917 after the Mexican Revolution.

dearabbyERIKKOLLOEN
So do you smoke or drink coffee? I drink it.

Modern Dating

Brilliant tweet about dating.
Brilliant tweet about dating.
Brilliant tweet about dating.
Brilliant tweet about dating.
Brilliant tweet about dating.
Brilliant tweet about dating.

What cats do best:

I didn’t find any good birthdays today but I did see some good videos. MTV launched in 1981 and VH1 a few years later and, in many ways, the eighties were the height of the highly-produced music video…like this one.

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

Utopia Avenue

Utopia Avenue review: David Mitchell's new novel shows the Cloud Atlas  author is best when he stays grounded.

I recently finished reading Utopia Avenue, the latest by cult novelist David Mitchell (author of, among other things, Cloud Atlas). It’s longish – almost 600 pages in the hardcover and that’s not a bad thing because I enjoyed it. It is an expert historical novel about the ‘Swinging Sixties’ built around a ragtag group of young British musicians who come together and make music and, in the process, find themselves.

It’s fun from the beginning, seeing the band come together almost out of nothing. One day in 1967, Dean Moss, a bass player gets evicted from his flat and loses his job on the same day. Across town, a folk musician named ‘Elf’ has broken up from her lover and singing partner. A young music manager with a mission to create a new band from scratch finds these two and two others – drummer Peter Griffin and guitarist Jasper de Zoet to complete the quartet.

They are a motley crew. Dean Moss, the gorgeous, sex-addicted, vaguely Mick Jagger-ish bassist, has barely survived an abusive, down-at-heels childhood in Gravesend; Jasper, the binational, upper-crusty product of boarding schools, suffers from psychological problems that, at first, you’re tempted to diagnose as Asperger’s. (He has to self-consciously “act” his smiles on cue and “decipher” facial expressions, which to him are as “impenetrable as Sanskrit.”) It’s worth noting that Mitchell, who has written about his own son’s autism, avoids the term here. Elf Holloway, the band’s lone woman, culled from the folk circuit, is comfortably upper-middle-class and can’t understand why none of the guys she dates make her happy; Peter “Griff” Griffin, the gruff drummer, comes from a matey, blue-collar milieu in Hull. How they come together to play music is a mystery at the beginning.

Mitchell captures the tension between artists and their labels trying to divine the next turn of teen tastes. He re-creates the music shows in all their cringing giddiness. And the pages of “Utopia Avenue” are a veritable Who’s Who of the era — including the Who. Miraculously regenerated legends stroll through every chapter. Crazy cameos by young David Bowie, Janis Joplin, Leonard Cohen, John Lennon and so many others make this novel a night at the fantasy party you will never be invited to. There are in-jokes about the pop music world that will be catnip for fans: In one scene set on the roof terrace of the Chelsea Hotel, Joplin, who’s been talking to Elf about the struggles of women musicians, gets to give her own account of the act of fellatio that Cohen immortalized in his 1974 song “Chelsea Hotel #2.” They go to parties at which hip lesbians say things like: “I played ‘Wedding Presence’ so often, I wore out the track. It’s numinous, if I can use that word.”

There are a bunch of self-referential winks in the book. Mitchell fans will recognize that Jasper de Zoet has the same last name as Jacob de Zoet from one of his previous novels. De Zoet has issues and some history that, I think, distracts from the story but overall I liked the book. Mitchell does a good job of adding a sense of immediacy to the book and there’s a lot of intersection of words and feelings that move the story along. It’s an enjoyable read and a nice look back at the ‘Swinging Sixties’.

Posted by Tom in Books, Literature