Take 4 minutes or so out of your day to list to the very talented and beautiful Yuja Wang play Chopin. You won’t regret it.
05
Feb
2022
Month: February 2022
04
Feb
2022
and finally, FRIDAY appears
Today is National Day in Sri Lanka, celebrating its independence from British rule on this day in 1948.
Deep Thoughts
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
Sometimes when you push the envelope, the envelope pushes back.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times just to be sure.
Common sense has become so rare that it should be considered a superpower.
Whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
You can expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test, but not both.
Signzzzzzzz
Today is the birthday, in 1947, of identical twins Margie and Mary Ann Ganser, vocalists for the Shangri Las. Here they are with one of their hits. Note: the motorcyclist in the video is Robert Goulet riding a 50cc Honda. How they kept a straight face is beyond me.
03
Feb
2022
THURSDAY lives again!
Today is Heroes Day in Mozambique; a day to remember those who gave their lives in the struggle for independence. February 3 is the date that independence leader Eduardo Mondlane was assassinated in Tanzania by the Portuguese government.
This is just harsh.
Sounds a bit like our former President.
Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Angelo D’Aleo, singer with Dion and the Belmonts. The group began singing together in 1957 and was named for the Belmont section of the Bronx – known as the Little Italy of the Bronx. Here’s one of their hits.
02
Feb
2022
It’s WEDNESDAY all day
01
Feb
2022
TIUSDAY
Today is, of course, the Lunar New Year and is particularly celebrated in most countries of East Asia and many other countries with substantial numbers of residents with East Asian backgrounds. Today is also Nauru Independence Day recognizing the day in 1946 when the Nauruans were returned from Truk.
Penguin.
Before Bitcoin
Bada Bing!
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.
My goal is to be that old person everyone is afraid to take out in public.
Someone offered me grapes but I declined.I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
I think “nonfungible” sounds like it means “cannot be turned into a mushroom”.
An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven’s 9th Symphony. How long would it take 60 players to play the symphony?
A pastor of a church is sitting in his study when the phone rings. “Hello, is this Pastor Jones?” the caller asks. “It is”, replies the Pastor. “This is Bill Johnson with the Internal Revenue Service. I was wondering if you could answer a few questions for me?”
“I’ll try”, said the Pastor. “Do you know John Timmons?” “I do”. “Is he a member of your congregation?” “Yes, he is”.”Did he donate $30,000 to the church?” “…He will.”
Where’s the delete winter button?
You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says, “In 400 feet, stop and let me out.”
You know your credit is really bad when you receive a credit card offer that is pre-declined.
Have you ever heard a rumor about yourself and actually wanted to hear more? Like DAMN! What did I do next!
Guy 1: Redistribution of wealth doesn’t work. Guy 2: Did the guys with the wealth tell you that?
I’m the kind of wife who will help my husband look for his chocolate that I already ate.
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the station wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
When I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.One says, “Eat the chocolate.”The other says, “You heard her, eat the chocolate!”
I can’t decide whether to end on a neurology joke or a proctology joke.So I guess I’ll flip a coin, heads or tails.(Whoops, it landed on its edge.)
Today is the birthday, in 1934, of Bob Shane, one of the original Kingston Trio who had this number one song.
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