Month: March 2022

THURSAY strikes again!

Today is Moshoeshoe Day in Lesotho, a country I have fond memories of. Moshoeshoe was the first King of Lesotho. He founded Basutoland to unite the local tribes to successfully fight against the Zulus and later the Boers. While Basutoland eventually became a British colony, Moshoeshoe was successful in keeping it from becoming a part of South Africa and it eventually became the independent country of Lesotho.

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Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Dean OrmsbyTorrence who, together with William Jan Berry became known as Jan and Dean, pioneers of the ‘California Sound’.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

finally WEDNESDAY

Today is Decoration Day in Liberia. The day is observed is in recognition of the nation’s past heroes and heroines, who have lived and died in the interest of their country.

Dog Tags!

Funny dog tag.
Free beer!

I am lost.
Make them call each other.


Call my mom!
Funny dog tag.

Today is the birthday, in 1936, of Mickey Gilley. He was primarily a country singer but had a couple of crossover hits including this one.

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

TUESDAY…that’s today!

Today most countries celebrate International Women’s Day. International Women’s Day was first established at the 1910 International Socialist Women’s Conference in Copenhagen. German women’s rights activist and Marxist theorist Clara Zetkin was the one who tabled the idea.

Pharmacy Earworm?

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My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent.

Bada Bing!

Guy and his girlfriend are at dinner in a restaurant. Him: Say something that will make my heart pound, baby.Her: Your wife is behind you.

Just a warning if you’re buying a watch on Amazon. I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, it only applies if you can already swim without it.

I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places,but I just left the gas station.

Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don’t drive.

My mother-in-law came over to eat supper with us. Halfway through the meal, she asked why our cat kept staring at her. I said it’s because you’re using the cat’s bowl.

Oh look, spring is here. Annd it’s gone… NO WAIT, it’s back! Annd it’s gone again…

If you replace the W in When, Where, and What, with a T, you get the answer to each question.

I think it’s adorable that they’re putting jokes on the side of snacks now.Listen to this one: Serving size 3 cookies.

All I’m saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert, he could have given that horse a name.

Next time you visit someone with an Alexa…”Alexa, set a 3AM alarm with horror movie sounds.”

Today is the birthday, in 1945, of George Michael Dolenz. He was cast in the TV sitcom, The Monkees and became the drummer and lead vocalist. He was not actually a drummer and had to take lessons to learn how to mime credibly but eventually was taught how to play properly. By the time the Monkees went on tour he was able to play the drums himself. He provided the lead vocals for a number of their songs including this one.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

and MONDAY lays its baleful gaze upon us.

Ghana celebrates its independence day today. Knows as the ‘Gold Coast’ during the colonial period, Ghana was the first sub-Saharan colony to achieve its independence on March 6, 1957.

Canadian police chase.

Uh….

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Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Matthew Fisher, keyboardist of the band Procol Harum who had this hit – one of the few singles to sell more than 10 million copies. The band, incidentally, was named after a cat.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

FRIDAY already!!!

I’m sure you are all thrilled to know that today is the anniversary of the coronation of the Sultan of Terengganu and a public holiday in that Malaysian state. The current Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin is the 17th sultan, in a lineage that dates back to 1925.

I’m sure you’ll get a laugh from this.

When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u
When you lied on your job application about having previous sheepdog experience...

Dog People.

I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
Me to my parents: "see ya later"...
I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them.
Relationship status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
I hate going to the dog park because I have to watch my dog be better at making friends than me
These two dogs just started barking at my dog and I couldn't let my boi be outnumbered so I started barking too
Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"

Spring is almost here – starting to see buds on the trees!!

Get ready!!!

Today is the birthday, in 1953, of Emilio Estefan. Born in Santiago Cuba, he is a renowned music producer and musician and is the husband of singer Gloria Estefan. In addition to his work with the Miami Sound Machine he produced albums and wrote music for Shakira, Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez and many others. He has won 19 Grammy awards. He was a founding member of Miami Sound Machine and this song of theirs will get your ready for the weekend!!!

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music