Today is Buddha Purnima in India and many other countries, celebrating the birth of Prince Siddhartha Gautama, later the Gautama Buddha in Lumbini, Nepal sometime around 500 BCE.
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Today is the birthday, in 1948, of Alto Reed, long-time member of Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.
Today is the Royal Ploughing Ceremony (Wan Phra Ratcha Phithi Phuet Monkhon Lae Charot Phra Nangkhan Raek Na Khwan) in Thailand, a government holiday. It is also known as Farmers’ Day. The Royal Ploughing Ceremony is an ancient royal tradition observed in Cambodia, Myanmar and Thailand to mark the traditional beginning of the rice-growing season.
Who the hell is Kevin?????
A Day in Court…
no good birthdays today. Here’s Gordon Lightfoot.
St. Andrew the First-Called Day is a public holiday in Georgia celebrated annually on May 12th. Andrew is credited with spreading the gospel to several regions in Eastern Europe such as Georgia, Greece, Romania and Russia.
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Weird? You decide.
Today is the birthday, in 1948, of Steve Winwood. Here he is playing and singing with the Spencer Davis Group.
Today is the Death Anniversary of Zhabdrung, a public holiday in Bhutan. The nation of Bhutan was founded in the 17th century by Zhabdrung (meaning “at whose feet one submits”) Ngawang Namgyal, a Tibetan Buddhist lama, known colloquially as the Bearded Lama.
Animals Stealing Our Jobs
LANGUAGE
I don’t judge people based on race, creed, color, or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.
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English literature: I will die for honor.
French literature: I will die for love.
American literature: I will die for freedom.
Russian literature: I will die.
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Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things.
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Wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Husband: Can we change the subject?
Wife: All right. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Follow up to my earlier item about Frederick Mercury and Brian May…
Today is Mother’s Day, a public holiday in El Salvador. Today is also Mother’s Day (Día de las Madres) in Mexico and Guatemala.
Bada Bing!
I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me said he’s just going to use it to buy drugs. So I confronted him and asked him where I could also get drugs for $5.
Waffles are just pancakes that are ribbed for your pleasure.
I’m getting real sick and tired of food having calories.
Spilling wine is the adult equivalent of a kid letting go of a balloon.
Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station’s phone number. I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.
Tweets About The Petty Things Couples Do When They’re Mad At Each Other…
My husband pissed me off so when he wasn’t looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He’s been fixing it for the past 2 hours.
My husband pissed me off so I sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 74 degrees.
When I’m mad at my husband, I ask him to help me find my phone and then put it in my pocket on silent.
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
I’m mad at my wife so I liked a lot of songs on her Pandora playlist that I know she didn’t like.
My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver’s seat and mirrors.
My husband pissed me off so for dinner I’m making him Kale And Tofu Salad.
OH! And did you remember that April was Procrastination Awareness Month?
Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Donovan Phillips Leitch, known professionally as Donovan.
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