Month: November 2022

WEDNESDESNESDAY

Today is St. Eustatius Flag Day, a public holiday of Sint Eustatius, known locally as Statia. It commemorates the date in 1776 when Statia became the first country in the world to recognize the independence of the United States of America.

On November 16th 1776, the Andrew Doria, under the command of Captain Isaiah Robinson, of the newly created US navy entered Statia’s harbor and fired off a 13-gun salute (one for each of the original colonies). Statia’s then-Governor Johannes de Graaff ordered return fire of an 11-gun salute from Fort Oranje (International protocol at the time required a two-gun less acknowledgement of a sovereign flag.)

This gun salute was the first recognition of the USA as a nation, as that country was at war with Great Britain. This makes Statia the first foreign land to salute the US flag and recognize the country’s independence. The event is known as the “First Salute”.

Selling point…

BADA BING!

After I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I add it, then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

I would like a version of GPS that could say, “Would you like to make an illegal u-turn here to save 10 minutes of driving?”

Child to Dad: I learned a joke at school today.

Dad: OK, let’s hear it.

Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?

Dad:

Child:

Dad:

Child:

Dad: It’s a…

Wife running in from other room: SPAGHETTI! IT’S SPAGHETTI!

I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” and “Cabaret”, so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more show tunes.

Kanye West: I can’t believe how quickly I destroyed my career. Elon Musk: Hold my beer.

Day 12 without chocolate. I’ve lost hearing in my left eye.

Please allow children to believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining it for you.

Has anyone explained to Hershal Walker that “run-off” doesn’t mean what he did to his kids?

Ask your doctor if medical advice from a commercial is right for you.

Cowboys used to put a lantern on their saddle at night to help them find the trail. This was early saddle light navigation.

On this day in 1963, Nino Tempo and April Stevens went to number one on the pop chart with this.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TUESDAY, or something like that.

Today is Descending Day of Lord Buddha, a public holiday in Bhutan. The day marks the return of Lord Buddha to earth from the heavenly realm after three months of teaching there.

Today is the birthday, in 1945 of Swedish singer, songwriter Anni-Frid Lyngstad from ABBA.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

The 14th MONDAY or something like that

Today is Readjustment Movement Day, a public holiday in Guinea-Bissau. Also known as Anniversary of the Movement of Readjustment Day, it marks the coup that took place on this day in 1980. On November 14th 1980, the government of Luis Cabral was overthrown in a relatively bloodless coup led by Prime Minister and former armed forces commander João Bernardo Vieira. He ruled until 1999 when he removed from power in a military coup and exiled. Vieira returned from exile in 2005, becoming president again, hanging on to power until March 2009, when he was assassinated by renegade soldiers.

Today is the birthday, in 1950 of Leo van de Ketterij, Dutch guitarist with Shocking Blue, (1970 US No.1 & UK No.8 single ‘Venus’).

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

TUESDAY is election day in the USA

Today is Guru Nanak’s birthday, celebrated in India, Pakistan, Nepal and other places. This holiday is one of the most significant festivals of the Sikh community and commemorates Guru Nanak Sahib who was the founder of Sikhism and the first Sikh Guru.

BADA BING!

Was lying in bed with my wife and I said, “I’m going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” She said, “I’ll miss you.”

I’ve hardly done anything on my bucket list. Friend: Just change the B to an F and you’ll feel much better about it.

I paid for the whole speedometer I’m going to use the whole speedometer.

I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills, or cleaning up after the kids.

Last night, I thought my wife was either crazy or drunk or having a stroke. Then I realized she was quoting something Hershel Walker said, verbatim.

Me: Why do you keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge? Him: In case someone wants black coffee.

I want to lose weight but I don’t want to get caught up in one of those “eat right and exercise” scams.

Woman fortune teller: Your husband will meet a violent end. Woman: Will I be convicted?

SIGNZ

Today is the birthday, in 1949, of Bonnie Raitt, Blues singer songwriter, slide guitarist, (1994 UK No.31 single ‘You’, 1990 US No.1 album ‘Nick Of Time’).

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

Pre-Election MONDAY

Today is Constitution Day in Tonga. Tonga’s Constitution was first enacted by HM King Tupou I on November 4th 1875 establishing Tonga as a modern constitutional monarchy. It is supreme law under which the Government of Tonga operates and defines the balance between the executive, legislature, and judiciary. Some of the most notable laws in the Constitution are the land clauses forbidding the sale of land to foreigners and requiring that land could only be granted to Tongan citizens.

FAILED TEST ANSWERS

Today is the birthday, in 1943, of Joni Mitchell, Canadian singer, songwriter, 1970 UK No.11 single ‘Big Yellow Taxi’, 1974 US No.7 single ‘Help Me’.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies