Today is Independence Day, a public holiday in Grenada. This holiday is celebrated annually on 7th February and marks Grenada’s independence from Britain on 7 February 1974. Grenada, incidentally, is the source of 1/3 of the world’s nutmeg. The little blob on the left of the flag of Grenada is a nutmeg kernel.
No words…
La Universidad de Kyoto permite a los estudiantes usar lo que quieran en su ceremonia de graduación . http://kyoto-u.ac.jp/en
Bada Bing!
My friend told me he couldn’t afford his water bill. I sent him a get well soon card.
For someone that doesn’t like to leave the house, I care way too much about the weather.
My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.
Parents today: Text me when you get there, text me the names of the kids who are there, text me when you’re coming home. Parents in the 80s: Bye.
Today I wore something that still fits me from 55 years ago. It’s only a scarf, But, hey, let’s be positive.
My friend just said to me, “You’ve put a lot of weight on”. I said, “I’ve had a lot on my plate recently”.
Valentine’s Day Special, $500.
We arrest you in front of your wife and release you on Tuesday. Includes camping fee, fishing license, tent, and beer.
Ah HA!
When you realize that the last day of 2023 will be 123123.
Today is the birthday, in 1962, of Garth Brooks, the biggest selling artist of the 90s with some 60 million sales.
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