Month: May 2023

WEDNESDAY, the last of May

Today is Royal Brunei Armed Forces Day – a public holiday in Brunei Darussalam. This public holiday marks the formation of the Royal Brunei Armed Forces on 31 May 1961. Brunei had been a British protectorate since 1888, and as such, was reliant on the British armed forces for protection and defense.

On 31 May 1961, to prepare for future independence, recruits from Brunei began military training, creating the first Brunei military force named the Brunei Malay Regiment. On 31 May 1965, the regiment was honored with the royal title.

When Brunei gained independence from Britain on 1 January 1984, the Royal Brunei Malay Regiment was renamed as the Royal Brunei Armed Forces.


Bada Bing!

Sometimes I think I’m reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness.

Every one thinks you’re good at keeping secrets when actually you’re just good at forgetting them.

At Halloween, a kid came to the door with a sign for a costume. It said, ‘I love ceilings’. “What are you?” “I’m a ceiling fan!” I gave him all the candy.

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.

That feeling you have when your lunch break is over and you still have to work another 30 years.

Why do you want this job? I’ve always been passionate about not starving to death.

My mind thinks I’m 25 but my body thinks I’m an idiot.

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: In your chair, but asking better questions.

Today is the anniversary of the death in 1809 of Joseph Haydn. This piece is the second movement of his symphony 101 – The Clock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN8sV0CPXr8

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the very last TUESDAY in May for the WHOLE YEAR!

Today is Anguilla Day, a public holiday in…Anguilla. At only 16 miles (26km) long, Anguilla is the smallest of the five British Overseas Territories in the Caribbean. It was first colonized by English settlers from nearby St. Kitts in 1650.

The 1830s saw a union of St. Kitts, Nevis and Anguilla on Britain’s recommendation, a move that was unpopular with the majority of Anguillans as it was thought that representation of the island was neglected.

In 1958, St. Kitts, Nevis and Anguilla became part of the Federation of the West Indies. The Federation collapsed in 1962, and St. Kitts -Nevis-Anguilla was made an associated statehood.

Resentment against this political decision grew, and on May 30th 1967, the people of Anguilla marched on the Police Headquarters and evicted the Royal St. Kitts Police Force from the island. Britain intervened and a peacekeeping committee was established, with British authority being fully restored in July 1971. Although it took until December 19th 1980 before Anguilla fully seceded from the association, the events of May 30th are celebrated today as the most important step towards Anguilla’s autonomy.


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Today is the birthday, in 1958, of Swedish pop singer-songwriter and pianist Marie Fredriksson, with Swedish group Roxette, who had the 1990 US No.1 & UK No.3 single ‘It Must Have Been Love’. Roxette have sold an estimated 75 million records worldwide. Fredriksson died on 9 December 2019, aged 61 following a 17-year long battle with cancer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4

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FRIDAY before summer

Today is Bermuda Day, a public holiday in…Bermuda. Bermuda is a British Overseas Territory located in the North Atlantic Ocean. The islands are named after the Spanish captain Juan de Bermúdez, who claimed the islands for Spain while traveling to the Americas in 1505.

Bermuda Day is seen as an important date in the Bermudan calendar not only as an opportunity to celebrate the islands but also the position of the holiday at the end of May is used to signify the arrival of summer when it is warm enough to consider swimming in the ocean after winter and for the famous Bermuda shorts to be worn as business attire instead of trousers.

This style of shorts was used by the British Army in tropical regions. After the Second World War, there was a shortage of cloth in Bermuda, so to ensure their staff could be dressed properly, the owners of two banks arranged for a local tailor to make pairs of shorts, modeled on those used by the British military.


Today is the birthday, in 1948, of American singer-songwriter Stevie Nicks, from Fleetwood Mac who scored the 1987 UK No.5 single ‘Little Lies’ and 1977 US No.1 single ‘Dreams’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ywicffOj4

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THURSDAY is here

Today is African Unity Day. African Unity Day, also known as Africa day is celebrated annually on May 25th. It commemorates the founding of the Organization of African Unity (OAU) on this day in 1963. On May 25th 1963, the leaders from 30 of the then 32 independent African states signed a founding charter in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia.

Over 25% of the world’s languages are spoken only in Africa. Africa is the second-largest and second most populous continent. It contains 54 sovereign countries, eight territories and two de-facto independent states with little or no recognition.


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Tina Turner, of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2T5_seDNZE

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Hump Day, also known as WEDNESDAY.

Today is Culture and Literacy Day, a public holiday in Bulgaria. It is also known as ‘Bulgarian Education and Culture, and Slavonic Literature Day’ or ‘Alphabet Day’ and is Saints Methodius and Cyril Day and is celebrated following the Orthodox calendar on May 24th. Saints Cyril and Methodius were two Byzantine brothers born in Thessalonica in the 9th century. Part of a prominent Christian family, their father was Greek and their mother was Bulgarian.

They are credited with devising the Glagolitic alphabet. At the request of the Moravian prince Rastislav, they began to transcribe religious books from Greek into Old Bulgarian.

Their alphabet is seen as the precursor to Cyrillic, which was named after Cyril. Today most of the Slavic countries, including Russia, still use an extension of that alphabet.


Learn your weather terminology!

School Lunch

BADA BING!!

Friend at door…”Are you decent?” Me: “Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.”

Sometimes instead of cleaning the house, I watch an episode of Hoarders & then I think my house doesn’t look that bad.

Well, well, well… If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

I sent my picture to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back. They said they weren’t that lonely.

All I’m saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert, he could have given that horse a name.

Someone stole the 5th month from my calendar…I’m really dismayed.

Being an introvert isn’t easy. Imagine waiting for a reply without sending a message.

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

The difference between genius and stupidity is, genius has its limits.

If your dream is to travel back in time, just book a ticket to Florida


No good birthdays today. Here’s Carly Simon singing the very best James Bond song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV-6qerkqI

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music