in Hungary
Back when OTC drugs really worked…
Bada Bing!!
On their silver wedding anniversary, a woman turned to her husband and said: “Darling, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?””Why shouldn’t I?” he replied. “I stuck with you through the other six shades.”
My husband gave me an ultimatum: it’s either him or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
My wife is fed with my constant puns, so I asked her, “How can I stop my addiction?”Wife: Whatever means necessary.Me: No it doesn’t.
Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”Brunette: “I don’t know.”Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
I remember when the phone was stuck to my house.
I’m addicted to collecting old Beatles albums. I need Help.
I just got 5 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
Acupuncture may be fake, or possibly a placebo, and it may be a scam, but you can’t say it’s pointless.
Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual.“I just paid $15 for a coke & a ham sandwich. Let’s start with that.”
When you’re old, you take all your drugs after the concert.
Signs…
On this date in 1963 Bobby Vinton started a three-week stint at number one on the pop charts with this hit:
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