Humor

Start the week off right…

and stop asking me to fax things…

Groaners

The school phoned me today and said, “Your son’s been telling lies.” I said, “Tell him, he’s damn good at lying. I don’t have any kids”.

Wife: Will you stop yawning when I’m talking to you?Husband: I’m not yawning. I’m trying to say something!

Due to the current economic situation in the world, I’ve started a dating site for chickens. It’s not my full-time job, I’m just doing it… to make hens meet.

I found a book about an amazing basement.It was the best cellar.

God creating ducks…”Waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.”

A woman gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson.

I know how to increase gas mileage. It’s so simple and easy. Just make the gallon bigger.

Today is the birthday, in 1950, of Agnetha Fältskog, Swedish singer, songwriter, actress and musician. While she had recorded numerous hit songs in Sweden, she is best known as a member of the group, ABBA. She sings lead on this ABBA song.