That ship…
Signs…
Well, today is the birthday, in 1944, of Diana Ross. So many songs to choose from, but I’ll put up this one from 1964.
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Humor
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This will warm your Thursdays!
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Not Yet, Still WEDNESDAY
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2021
Dang! It’s TUESDAY already.
Philosophy of Chicken Enchiladas
The fortune…
When seven-year-old Alice got home from school, her mother asked her what she’d learned that day.“We learned how to make babies,” said Alice.
Alice’s mother was shocked. She sent her daughter outside to play, then she called Alice’s teacher to complain that the things she was teaching were not appropriate for second graders.
“Did you ask her to explain how it’s done?” said the teacher.
“No,” said the mother.
“Ask her, then call me back,” said the teacher.
Alice’s mother went outside to where her daughter was playing and asked her, “So how do you make babies?”
Alice replied, “You drop the ‘y’ and add ‘ies’.”
Indian Hills
Yesterday was the birthday of Keith Relf, lead vocalist for The Yardbirds, a group that at one time included Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page and Jeff Beck. A gifted musician, Relf died at age 33, electrocuted while playing an improperly grounded electric guitar. Here’s one of their hits.
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2021
It’s Monday
We’re not going to let anything stop us!
A good start here…
Bada Bing!
I bought one of those universal remote controls and thought to myself “this changes everything”.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.It was the Father, the Son, and the goalie host.
What do you call a Magician who’s lost his magic?Ian.
The rain was pouring down outside O’Connor’s Irish Pub. There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.A passer-by stopped and asked him, “What are you doing?” “Fishing” replied the old man. Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.”In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking,”So how many have you caught today?””You’re the 8th”, replied the old man.
If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Bad at following directions.
Thinking about the garden!
It’s the birthday (in 1685) of J. S. Bach. There’s so much to choose from!!! I kind of like this one for Monday morning, though.
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