Humor

Seven more days. Let’s start off with some definitions from Miss Cellania.

1. ARBITRAITOR
   A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
2. BERNADETTE
   The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE
   What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE
   What a bullfighter tries to do
5. EYEDROPPER
   Clumsy ophthalmologist
6. CONTROL
   A short, ugly inmate.
7. COUNTERFEITER
   Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
8. ECLIPSE
   What an English barber does for a living.
9. LEFT BANK
   What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
10. HEROES
    What a man in a boat does
11. PARASITES
    What you see from the Eiffel Tower
12. PARADOX
    Two physicians
13. PHARMACIST
    A helper on a farm
14. POLARIZE
    What penguins see through
15. PRIMATE
    Remove your spouse from in front of TV
16. RELIEF
    What trees do in the spring
17. RUBBERNECK
    What you do to relax your wife
18. SELFISH
    What the owner of a seafood store does
19. SUDAFED
    Brought litigation against a government official
20. PARADIGMS
    Twenty Cents
21. INUENDO
    Directions for preparation H
22. BIGAMIST
    An Italian Fog

On this day in 1965 Bob Dylan began recording his ‘Bringing It All Back Home’ album. He recorded the lead song: Subterranean Homesick Blues. The song has numerous cultural references and one line ‘You don’t need a weatherman to tell which way the wind is blowing’ was adopted by the radical left group ‘The Weathermen’. Incidentally, the song was produced by a guy named ‘Tom Wilson’.