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WEDNESDAY – the longest day of the week

Today is Constitution Day in Spain. The holiday marks the approval of the Spanish Constitution by the Spanish people in 1978.

As part of the Spanish transition to democracy after the death, in 1975, of dictator Francisco Franco who had ruled Spain since 1939, a general election took place in 1977 to convene the Cortes Generales (Parliament) for the purpose of drafting and approving a constitution (this is called Cortes Constituyentes).

The Constitution was approved by the Cortes on October 31st 1978, and by the Spanish people in a referendum on December 6th 1978, before being promulgated by King Juan Carlos on December 27th.


Today is the birthday, in 1920, of Dave Brubeck, jazz pianist, (1962 UK No.12 album ‘Time Further Out’). Brubeck died of heart failure one day before his 92nd birthday on December 5, 2012. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHdU5sHigYQ

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music

TUESDAY – all you need to know

Today is King Bhumibol’s Birthday, a public holiday in Thailand. The day commemorates the birthday of the late King of Thailand, Bhumibol Adulyadej. It is also Thailand’s National Day and is the day when Father’s Day is celebrated in Thailand.

Known as Rama IX, he reigned Thailand since June 9th 1946 until his death on October 13th 2016, making him the longest-reigning monarch ever in Thailand’s history.

Despite being a constitutional monarch, and not legally being allowed a role in politics, Bhumibol made several decisive interventions in the Thai political sphere and has been credited with helping facilitate Thailand’s transition to democracy in the 1990s.

The holiday itself is a colorful affair. Buildings across Thailand will display flags, bunting and portraits of the late King, while around the Grand Palace area of Bangkok, the streets are decorated with thousands of marigolds.


BADA BING!!!!!

It’s never too late to start exercising. That’s why I’m waiting until later.

Alien1: Did you catch the latest episode of “Earth”? Alien2: I did. this season is CRAZY!

I never thought I’d be the kind of person to wake up early and exercise… and I was right!

A guy asked me what it was like to be a woman in the workplace and another guy answered for me. Nailed it.

The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is “compost.”

Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party.

Doctor: Is there a chance you might be pregnant? Her: If I am, I’ll be giving birth to some batteries.

Scientists warn that Earth could run out of conspiracy theories by 2025 if they keep coming true at the current rate.

I totally think Santa should publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.

tRUMP sandwich – white bread; full of baloney; with Russian dressing; and a small pickle.

Mom’s For Liberty should rebrand as Klanned Karenhood.

Someone called Moms for Liberty “Assholes with Casseroles” and it’s my new favorite.

My wife never complained until I got hearing aids.

2 hyrogen buffalo + 1 oxygen buffalo = 1 water buffalo


Today is the birthday, in 1756, of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. It’s hard to imagine a single piece being representative of his work – here are a couple. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MafAZeag1_0 and the flying fingers of Yuja Wang here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGAPTRrAilY

Posted by Tom in classical, Humor, Music

Wake up…it’s MONDAY!

Today is Laos National Day. This day marks the establishment of the Lao People’s Democratic Republic in 1975.

By the twentieth century, Lao had become a French protectorate. Following the end of World War II, resistance to French control grew and the Pathet Lao resistance organization was formed by the Indochinese Communist Party. The armed struggle against occupation was known as the First Indochina War, and it resulted in Lao gaining independence as a constitutional monarchy under King Sisavang Phoulivong in October 1953.

The opposing views of the Pathet La and the royalist forces led to a long civil war in Lao. In 1975, with the support of North Vietnam and the Soviet Union, the Pathet Lao gained the upper hand in the conflict, and on December 2nd 1975, they overthrew the royalist Lao government and forced King Savang Vatthana to abdicate. On the same day, the Pathet Lao government under Kaysone Phomvihane renamed the country as the Lao People’s Democratic Republic.


The last supper…

Columbia Record Club…

Nostalgia


Today is the birthday, in 1944, of American musician, singer, and songwriter Dennis Wilson who co-founded The Beach Boys. He is best remembered as their drummer and as the middle brother of bandmates Brian and Carl Wilson. (1966 UK & US No.1 single ‘Good Vibrations’, plus over 25 other UK Top 40 singles). Wilson drowned while swimming from his boat moored in Marina Del Rey, California on 28th December 1983 after a heavy day’s drinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcrbDYe4qL4

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

It’s December…and FRIDAY!

Today is Farmers Day in Ghana, a public holiday. The holiday is intended to recognize the significance of agriculture and fishing in Ghana’s economic growth. Open gatherings are organized in the 16 regions across Ghana to award prizes to deserving farmers and fishers as far as best practices and outputs are concerned.

Since it was introduced by the Ministry of Food and Agriculture in 1988, the first Friday in December has been set aside to honor farmers and fishermen for their efforts in feeding the nation and recognize the vital contributions of a strong agricultural sector to the prosperity of the Ghanaian economy.

This holiday reflects the importance of agriculture in Ghana. According to the CIA World Factbook, Agriculture accounts for about 20% of GDP and employs more than half of the workforce, mainly small landholders.


SIGNZZZZZ

Yesterday was the birthday, in 1858, of Giacomo Puccini, famous for his operas and who gave us music like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovcNw8xr64

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, opera

It might be THURSDAY

Today is Martyr’s Day, a public holiday in the United Arab Emirates. On 19 August 2015, President Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed declared that 30 November each year will be a national holiday called Martyrs’ Day to mark the sacrifice of those who died for the UAE in the line of duty.

The United Arab Emirates is an elective monarchy formed from a federation of seven emirates, consisting of Abu Dhabi, Ajman, Dubai, Fujairah, Ras Al Khaimah, Sharjah and Umm Al Quwain. Each emirate is an absolute monarchy governed by a ruler, and together the rulers form the Federal Supreme Council. In 2020, the country had a population of 9.28 million. Emiratis are estimated to form 11.6% of the UAE population with the remaining being expatriates.


I know many people like this…

maybe same day

The holidays are coming up. Time to send that awkward family photo!



Today is the birthday, in 1915, of American folk music and blues singer and guitarist, Brownie McGhee. He is best known for his collaboration with the harmonica player Sonny Terry. McGhee died of stomach cancer on 16 February 1996 in Oakland, California, aged 80. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX3KOaJvly4

Posted by Tom in folk, Humor, Music