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mmmmmmmmmmMONDAY!

Today is the birthday of Late King Sobhuza, a public holiday in Eswatini. This day marks the birthday of King Sobhuza who was born on this day in 1899.

When a roll call of world leaders who have ruled the longest is read out, King Bhumibol of Thailand (70 years), Queens Victoria (63 years) and Elizabeth II (Over 70 years and counting) of the United Kingdom are names that will be familiar to many of us.

What may be less known is that these illustrious monarchs all fall short of the reign of King Sobhuza II, who ruled Swaziland (now Eswatini) for an astonishing 82 years and 254 days, making his reign the longest verifiable in history. 

Ingwenyama Sobhuza was born on July 22nd 1899. Four months later, on December 10th 1899, the infant Sobhuza became king after the death of his father. As you might expect, King Sobhuza didn’t have to perform all his royal duties whilst still a child and his grandmother served as regent, until handing power to her grandson when he was 21.

From almost the start of his reign, his country was a British protectorate. It gained independence in 1968 and Sobhuza was a driving force for independence, even forming a political party which is a very unusual step by a monarch. He also changed the constitution strengthening the power of the King.

Following the traditional tribal practice, Sobhuza had many wives, 70 according to the Swaziland National Trust Commission. His 210 offspring from these consorts earned him the sobriquet, “Bull of Swazi”. Sobhuza died on August 21st 1982.


Today is the birthday, in 1944, of Rick Davies, vocalist and keyboardist with Supertramp, who had the 1979 UK No.7 and US No.6 single with ‘The Logical Song’ and the 1979 US No.1 and UK No.3 album Breakfast In America. Davies is the only member of Supertramp to have been with the group for their entire history, and has composed many of their most well-known songs, including ‘Goodbye Stranger’, and ‘Bloody Well Right’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZUE4_PtOk0

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

ALL CAPS FRIDAY!

Today is Sandinista Revolution Day, a public holiday in Nicaragua. This day commemorates the defeat of the Somoza dictatorship on this day in 1979.

In 1936, Anastasio Somoza García, the head of Nicaragua’s army deposed the elected President, Juan Bautista Sacasa (who was also Somoza’s uncle), and installed himself as President. This effectively established a hereditary dictatorship in the country for over 45 years, with two of Somoza’s sons serving as president after Somoza had been assassinated in 1956.

TheSomozas were heavily supported by the United States Government despite their human rights violations, graft, corruption and dictatorial excesses.

Not too far in the background of the Somoza rule was the Sandinista National Liberation Front. This was a socialist revolutionary group founded in 1962 and named after Augusto Sandino, a hero of the resistance to U.S. military occupation between 1927 and 1933.

Since their creation, the Sandinistas had steadily built their support base amongst workers, students and peasants. In the 1970s, the political aims spilt over into military attacks on the Nicaraguan government. And although the Somozas retaliated, the revolution was gaining momentum, exploding into direct confrontations between the Sandinistas and the Nicaraguan army in 1978.

On July 19th 1979, Sandinista soldiers defeated the National Guard and toppled Somoza, who fled to Paraguay where he was assassinated in 1980.


Today is the birthday, in 1947, of Brian May, guitarist, singer and songwriter with Queen who had the 1975 UK No.1 single ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ which returned to No.1 in 1991. Queen scored over 40 other UK Top 40 singles, and also scored the 1980 US No.1 single ‘Crazy Little Thing Called Love’. May had the solo 1992 UK No.5 single ‘Too Much Love Will Kill You’. May was made Commander of the Order of the British Empire in 2005 for ‘services to the music industry and his charity work’. May earned a PhD in astrophysics from Imperial College, London, in 2007. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

THURSDAY all day

Today is Constitution Day in Uruguay, a public holiday. Officially known as ‘Jura de la Constitución de la República Oriental del Uruguay’, it commemorates the adoption of the first constitution in 1830.

Brazil had gained its independence from Portugal in 1822. The region now known as Uruguay lay on the Eastern bank of the River Plate, and had passed through English, Spanish, Portuguese and Brazilian control in a short period at the start of the nineteenth century.

In August 1825, Uruguay declared its independence from Brazil, instigating the Argentina- Brazil War. The conflict lasted until August 1828, when a British negotiated a resolution to the war that led to Brazil recognising Uruguay’s independence.

The constitution for the nation was drawn up by the General Constituent and Legislative Assembly of the State , the predecessor of the Uruguayan Parliament. Influenced by the French and American revolutions, it divided the government among the executive, legislative, and judicial powers. It established a republican unitary state; the official religion was Roman Catholic. It was promulgated on July 18th 1830.


Inspirational…

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Martha Reeves, American R&B and pop singer and former politician (Detroit City Council), (1964 US No.2 & 1969 UK No.4 single with The Vandellas ‘Dancing In The Street’, plus ten US & six UK other top 40 singles). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Uv959QuCg

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

I dunno…could be WEDNESDAY

Today is the King’s Birthday, a public holiday in Lesotho. This day celebrates the birth of King Letsie III, who was born on this day in 1963. The Kingdom of Lesotho, which is enclaved within South Africa, is a hereditary constitutional monarchy.

His Royal Highness Prince David Mohato Bereng Seeiso was born at the Scott Hospital in Morija on July 17th 1963 and was the eldest son of Moshoeshoe II, who became King when Lesotho gained its independence from Britain in October 1966.


SIGNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Here’s a little Bob Marley. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf8GjhXvOjU

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, World

(2(s)) + DAY

Today is a public holiday in the Bailiwick of Guernsey to mark the visit of King Charles III and Queen Camilla. It is his first visit as King, and first to the bailiwick since 2012. The royal couple is also visiting the Bailiwick of Jersey. Guernsey and Jersey are self-governing dependencies of the British Crown but are not a part of the United Kingdom. The governments of the bailiwicks variously define the the position of the King of England as ‘head of state’ or ‘successor to the Duke of Normandy). The islands were a part of the Duchy of Normandy until 1204.

The King and Queen were presented with various gifts including seven Jersey heifers and locally-laid duck eggs. The duck eggs were an update to an 800-year-old custom of giving two dead ducks on a silver platter to the monarch.

Pamela Bell, La Dame de la Trinité, presented the eggs to the King


BADA BING!!

Maybe money doesn’t buy happiness, but I’m accepting donations to test that theory.

I have reached an age where my mind says, “I can do that,” but my body says, “Try that and you’ll be sorry.”

If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it.

From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful.

A woman tries to cut off her lover’s penis, but she missed and cut his thigh. Charged with misdaweiner.

Every time the cashier says, “Do you want your milk in a bag?”, I say, “No you can leave it in the jug”, no one ever laughs!

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

My “save for later” cart on Amazon is currently up to 1.2 million dollars.

My doctor told me my weight was perfect. I’m just 11 feet too short.

A pastor was giving a children’s sermon on vestments and asked, “Why do you think I wear this collar?” One kid answered, “Because it kills ticks and fleas for 30 days?”

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence…’Well, that didn’t go as fucking planned!’

The internet is fascinating. I can type something and thousands of miles away someone is offended by it. It’s kind of magical.

Welcome to adulthood, where you get irritated when they rearrange the grocery store.

I’m proud to announce that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list. I have the bucket.

Your secrets are safe with me because there’s a good chance I wasn’t listening.

I just finished 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube off the kitchen floor.

I need to stop talking to myself, I’m a bad influence.

I make bad decisions when I’m drunk but the sober ones haven’t been that great either.

It’s not an empty nest until they get their stuff out of the basement.

They say it’s never too late to start exercising, so I’ll wait until later.


Better together????


Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Tony Jackson, bass, vocals from English Merseybeat group The Searchers. Best known for their 1964 UK No.1 & US No.13 single ‘Needles And Pins’. Other hits include a remake of the Drifters’ 1961 hit, ‘Sweets for My Sweet’, ‘Sugar and Spice’ (written by their producer Tony Hatch) and ‘When You Walk in the Room’. Jackson on died 18th August 2003. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugDXpdjmpgw

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies