Today is ‘Black Ribbon Day’, also known as the Europe-wide Day of Remembrance for the victims of all totalitarian and authoritarian regimes.
Reminder…cats have serious claws! (Murder Mittens)
Globalization:
Bada Bing!
Primenesia – When you order so much stuff from Amazon that you don’t know what’s in the box.
Jehovah’s Witnesses seemed a little shocked when I asked if they were here for the orgy.
My ancestors navigated the ocean using the stars and I’m over here missing my exits with GPS.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that’s why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, it’s going to be a massive change for me. I’ve been with that doctor for 15 years.
So I set up my new Alexa to respond to “computer”. I didn’t think about it until I turned on Star Trek, and halfway through the episode, my house fired a spread of photon torpedoes into our neighbor’s garage. Sorry about your truck Kevin.
They say a large group of Karens is called a homeowners association.
It must be a very worrying time for anyone who has dumped a body in a reservoir.
Replacing RBG with Amy Coney-Barrett is like if your server said, “We don’t have Coke, is urine OK?”
I thought I was a good person, but the way I react when people drive slow in the left lane would suggest otherwise.
No good birthdays today. Here’s another of those amazing 80’s music videos, this one with Billy Idol.
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