You know what to do
Today is the birthday, in 1940, of Smokey Robinson. With The Miracles he had this 1970 hit.
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Walt showed up late for the card party at the senior center. He blamed it on his poor memory, which seemed to be growing worse with age.
“You know, I used to have that problem too,” said his friend Stan. “But then I went to a memory clinic, and they taught us some really great techniques, like visualization and association, and I haven’t had a problem since.”
“That sounds like just what I need,” said Walt. “What was the name of the clinic?”
Stan’s mind went blank. He thought and thought, and finally he said, “What do you call that flower with the long thorny stem?”
“You mean a rose?” said Walt.
“That’s it!” said Stan. Then he turned to his wife and said, “Hey Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?”
It’s cold out and I’m thinking of warm, maybe tropical music.
Groaners!
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?Me: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening.
I’ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
If humans held hands around the equator of the earth, most of them would drown.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!
I have a condition that stops me from dieting. I get hungry.
Yesterday I bought a sweet car online.Previously owned by Neil Diamond.
I’ve started writing a book about hurricanes and tornados.It’s only a draft at the moment.
I was walking past the fridge last night when I thought I heard the onions singing Bee Gees songs.When I opened the door, it was just the chives talking.
I never thought I would be the kind of person who would get up at 5:00am and exercise.And I was right.
Dog wins!
Today is the birthday, in 1948 of Dan Seals – the younger brother of Jim Seals of ‘Seals and Croft’. Dan had a remarkable music career in his own right. Before moving to country music where he had a number of hits, he was known as ‘English Dan’ and, with John Ford Coley, had this soft rock hit.
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