sixties and seventies

MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY!

Today is Coming-of-Age Day, a public holiday in Japan. Sometimes called ‘Adult Day’, the day honors young Japanese who will reach the age of majority at any point in the 12 months since the start of April in the previous year. Twenty is the age of majority in Japan and people who have reached this age gain the right to vote in elections as well as to drink, smoke, and get married without parental consent.

“The purpose of this holiday is to congratulate and encourage young men and women who attain the legal age of adulthood to fulfil their new-found responsibilities and become self-reliant members of society,” said Masahiko Uchino, of the National Cabinet Office’s holiday section.

Local governments usually have a ceremony known as a seijin shiki (adult ceremony) to honor the “new adults”. The ceremony is held in the morning of the national holiday at local city offices across Japan. Those reach majority during the current school year, which runs from April 2nd to April 1st the next year, are invited to attend. During the ceremony, heads of local government and guest speakers from various backgrounds give speeches and small presents are handed out to the new adults.

Women celebrate the day by donning special kimonos in which the sleeves are long, compared to the kimono with shorter sleeve portions that is worn by mature, married women. Some women will also wear hakama (baggy pants).

Most young women cannot put on a kimono themselves and have to go to a kimono kitsuke who dresses them. They also go to a hairdresser to have their hair done the day before or early in the morning. Many women rent their kimonos because of the cost of buying one.

Most young men wear business suits, although sometimes men wearing dark-colored kimonos, called a “haori” (half-coat), can be seen. Certainly, It is a much less expensive day for young men than the women.


Ed. Note: This will be my last post for a few days, I’ll be back though, whether you want me to or not!!

BADA BING!!

Some people say the problem with Christianity is that is not taught in schools. I say the problem with Christianity is that it’s not taught in churches.

Pickles are fantastic until you’re in one.

Whenever a Southerner tells me that it’s not ‘soda,’ it’s ‘pop,’ I always feel the need to ask them how many times they go to a bar and order ‘vodka and pop’?

If you identify a UFO as a UFO then it becomes an FO. Unless it has landed, then it’s simply an O.

If you don’t have something nice to say, post anonymously.

My wife asked if she had any annoying habits and then got all offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

#whoremembers

If you first read that as “whore members”, we’re probably already friends.

Dear paranoid people who check behind the shower curtain for murders…What exactly is the plan if you find one?

To those that I have offended in 2023; work on yourself so I don’t have to do it again in 2024.

Being an introvert isn’t easy. Imagine waiting for a reply without sending a message.

When she’s standing at the guillotine and regrets saying she wanted a man that would treat her like a queen.

I told my kids the shoes on telephone wires are from kids who lied and got sucked up into space.

Diet tip: Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.

My housekeeping style is best described as “there appears to have been a struggle”.

Today is the birthday, in 1947, of David Bowie English singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, painter and actor. His first UK Top 40 single was the 1969 ‘Space Oddity’ which became a UK No.1 in 1975, plus over 50 other UK Top 40 hits including five No.1’s. Bowie has also scored two US No.1 singles, the 1975 ‘Fame’ and 1983 ‘Let’s Dance’. His music and stagecraft significantly influencing popular music and during his lifetime, his record sales, estimated at 140 million worldwide, made him one of the world’s best-selling music artists. Bowie died from liver cancer at his New York home on 10 January 2016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Rejoice! FRIDAY has come!!

Today is Christmas Eve in Armenia, a public holiday. Each year, Armenians enjoy a series of holidays from January 1st to January 6th bridging the period between the New Year and Armenian Christmas.

Right at the start of the 4th century, Armenia was the first nation to adopt Christianity as a state religion. This meant the customs of festivals developed independently from the influence of Rome. One upshot of this was that Armenia chose the date of January 6th for the birth of Christ, rather than switching to the December 25th date later observed in most countries.

An Armenian Christmas Eve tradition is to eat fried fish, lettuce, and boiled spinach. The spinach is eaten in honor of the Virgin Mary, who, according to legend, had a meal of spinach on the evening before Jesus’ birth. While there is a recipe called ‘Spinach Mother Of Christ’ you won’t find the recipe in the Bible and some historians claim that there is no evidence for Spinach being part of the diet in that part of the world at that time, so we may be looking at some early form of marketing and branding by medieval spinach growers.


Just don’t

OOPS!!!


Today is the birthday, in 1950, of Chris Stein co-founder and guitarist of the new wave band Blondie. In 1973 Stein became the guitarist of the Stilettos and began a romantic relationship with Debbie Harry, one of the singers. Blondie scored five UK No.1 singles including the 1979 UK & US No.1 single ‘Heart Of Glass’ and the 1978 worldwide No.1 album Parallel Lines. Stein is also an accomplished photographer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

First WEDNESDAY of the year!!

Today is Winter Solstice, a national holiday in the Kingdom of Bhutan on January 2nd each year. Known as Nyilo, in the Bhutanese calendar, this is the first day of Winter and the shortest day of the year.

Nyilo, according to the Bhutanese calendar based on Buddhist astrology, is the first day of winter and the shortest day after which the days start getting longer until the summer solstice. Of course, on an astronomical rather than an astrological basis, the Winter Solstice takes place on December 21st or December 22nd.

Nyilo literally means “the return of the sun”. As with other new year’s days around the world, Nyilo is an auspicious day on which past mistakes can be removed and the benefit of good deeds is multiplied. It is considered as a sacred day and everyone is discouraged from taking part in negative activities.

Traditionally on the eve of Nyilo, Children visit every home in their village, singing “Lolay” – ancient verses which basically wish a prosperous or good new year to the house, home and family of the people the children are visiting. In return, the head of the family gives the children gifts of rice, meat and other ingredients, with which they cook a sumptuous meal or go for a picnic the following day. It’s a custom that children should be in odd numbers when visiting homes, as even numbers bring bad luck.


Today is the birthday, in 1945, of American singer, songwriter Stephen Stills who was a member of Buffalo Springfield, Crosby Stills Nash & Young and Manassas. With CS&N he had the 1969 UK No.17 single ‘Marrakesh Express’ and the 1970 US No.1 album Deja Vu plus the 1971 solo UK No.37 single ‘Love The One Your With.’ Stills’s first solo album, Stephen Stills, (1970) went gold and is the only album to feature both Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj8FlXGPcOQ

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Final FRIDAY of the year

Today is Independence Day (Mongolian: Монгол Улсын тусгаар тогтнол), a public holiday in Mongolia. This holiday commemorates Mongolia’s independence from China on this day in 1911.

From the end of the 17th century, Outer Mongolia had been a territory of the Chinese Qing dynasty. A move for Mongolian independence had been stoked at the start of the 20th century after the Qing dynasty implemented cultural assimilation policies in Outer Mongolia to strengthen the Chinese identity of the territory.

In May 1911, the Xinhai Revolution led to the overthrow of the Qing dynasty and established the Republic of China. The turmoil in China was pounced upon by the Mongols, and on December 29th 1911, Mongolia officially declared its independence from China. The spiritual leader of the Tibetan Buddhists was proclaimed Bogd Khan of Mongolia, becoming the head of state.

The Republic of China invaded Mongolia in 1919. They were ousted in 1921. The Soviets then supported Mongolian independence leading to the Mongolian People’s Party declaring independence for a second time on July 11th 1921. This second independence is commemorated each year on Revolution Day which marks the start of the Naadam Festival and is the National Day of Mongolia.


Today is the birthday, in 1946, of English singer, songwriter and actress Marianne Faithfull and one time girlfriend of Mick Jagger. She achieved popularity in the 1960s with the release of her hit single ‘As Tears Go By’ (written by Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Rolling Stones’ manager Andrew Loog Oldham) and became one of the lead female artists during the “British Invasion” in the United States. She was 17 when this song was released.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EykQaZ8CU

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Welcome to……..’TUESDAY’

Today is National Heroes and Heroines Day, a public holiday in Anguilla. Anguilla is a British Overseas Territory in the Eastern Caribbean. In 1962, Anguilla was joined to St. Kitts and Nevis as an associated statehood.

Resentment against this political decision grew, and in May 1967, the people of Anguilla marched on the Police Headquarters and evicted the Royal St. Kitts Police Force from the island.

On 19 December 1980 Anguilla fully seceded from the association. To mark this important event, a public holiday called Separation Day was established to celebrate the anniversary of political separation of Anguilla from the territory of Saint Christopher-Nevis-Anguilla.

In the years since, the Government of Anguilla renamed the holiday to National Heroes and Heroines Day. The holiday has now evolved into a general celebration of the people who have played an important role in the history of Anguilla and made significant sacrifices for the prosperity of this small but proud island nation.


These days, if it has “Liberty”, “Freedom”,  or “Patriots” in its name, rest assured it has little if anything to do with any of them.

The first thing that a cult does is convince you that everyone else is lying.

Someone just called my 9YO “gay” on Xbox and he responded with “I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on”. 

If a non-white Santa Claus makes you upset, wait till you hear what Jesus looked like.

Shout out to all the married folk out there waiting for their spouse to fall asleep on the couch so they can watch what they really want to.

If you think standing by our allies is expensive, wait until you see the cost of abandoning them.

You can’t set a Hallmark movie in the South. Unexpected snow isn’t magical down there. It’s terrifying and always leads to grocery store fights.

You know you’re getting old when you run into your friends at the pharmacy instead of at the nightclub.

I rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse today. I named it Jake from Steak Farm.

I love it when my pet sighs, like, what ails you, my little unemployed freeloader?

You can be your own Secret Santa with tequila and Amazon Prime.

We have to stop saying “How stupid can you be?” Too many people are taking it as a challenge.

I don’t drink or do drugs. At my age, I can get the same effect by standing up too fast.

My friend Sarah accidentally left her Pepsi 60 miles south of Tampa. That’s the location of Sarah’s soda.


Today is the birthday, in 1944, of Zal Yanovsky, The Lovin Spoonful, (1966 US No.1 & UK No.8 single ‘Summer In The City’). Died of a heart attack on 13th December 2002. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8ZNa73OS4

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies