sixties and seventies

FRIDAY!😎😎

Tomorrow is Battle of Vertières Day, a public holiday in the Republic of Haiti on November 18th each year. This holiday commemorates a decisive victory over the French in the Battle of Vertières 1803.

France had established a colony on the island of Hispaniola in 1625 and created sugar and coffee plantations, which used a vast number of African slaves. The slaves lived under terrible conditions and they would eventually rebel in the late 18th century leading to the Haitian Revolution.

The Battle of Vertières was the last major battle of the Haitian Revolution, making Haiti the first-ever nation to successfully gain independence through a slave revolt. The battle was fought on November 18th 1803 between forces made up mainly of former slaves led by Jean-Jacques Dessalines, and Napoleon’s French expeditionary forces under the command of General Rochambeau.

Napoléon Bonaparte had come to power in 1799 and this was his first major defeat. France then withdrew its remaining 7,000 troops from the island and Napoleon abandoned any ambitions to a North American empire. The defeat of the French had ramifications far beyond Haiti and the Caribbean, with the war having gone so badly, Napoleon sold Louisiana (New France) to the United States for $15 million dollars, in the Louisiana Purchase.


Bada Bing!!

They told me I’d never be any good at poetry because I’m dyslexic, but so far I’ve made two jugs and a vase!

I’m not proud of the person I become when I see a bowl of stuffing.

Him: If we stayed alone in a dark room for an hour, what would you do? Her: I’d look for a light switch.

Balloons are so weird. Happy birthday. Here’s a plastic sack of my breath.

I wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist.

Overheard at grocery store: Paper or plastic, sir? Doesn’t matter. I’m bisacksual.

The earliest Carol singers can be found on the Bayeux tapestry. They were soldiers from Western France. They were known as the Brittany Spears.

The inventor of the doorbell did not own a dog.

It isn’t officially Thanksgiving dinner until someone says “I’m not doing this shit again next year”.

Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he’s the light of the world. I do it and ‘I’m making Thanksgiving awkward’.

Apart from “life is short”, what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?

Did you know that a candle flame smells like burnt nose hair?


Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Bob Gaudio, The Royal Teens, (1958 US No.3 single ‘Short Shorts). The Four Seasons, who had the 1960s hits ‘Sherry’, ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’, ‘Walk Like a Man’, and the 1976 UK & US No.1 single ‘December 1963, (Oh What A Night’). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG1JnZ-eOHg

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FRIDAY is nice

Today is Los Santos Uprising Day, a public holiday in the Republic of Panama. The official full name of the holiday is the “First Call for Independence of the Villa de los Santos” (Primer Grito de Independencia de la Villa de los Santos), though it is also known as “Uprising of Los Santos” or “First Call for Independence” (Primer Grito de Independencia ).

The region of modern-day Panama was an early stopping point for Spanish explorers as they made their first excursions towards South America. 

In 1519, Panama City became the first European settlement on the shores of the Pacific and the isthmus became an important part of the Spanish Empire.

Panama’s struggle for independence started in Los Santos an area on the eastern part of the Azuero Peninsula. On November 10, 1821, in an event called Grito de La Villa de Los Santos, the residents of the Azuero declared their separation from the Spanish Empire. The story goes that a young woman led a crowd to the barracks, chanting “long live liberty!”

The uprising galvanized support and inspired enough momentum to bring independence to Panama and the Independence Act of Panama was officially declared on November 28th 1821.

Panama joined Venezuela, New Granada (present-day Colombia) in the Republic of Colombia, also known as Gran Colombia.


Hungry…Very Hungry!

Cleanup in Aisle 4!!

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Kyu Sakamoto, (1963 US No.1 & UK No.6 single ‘Sukiyaki’, the first ever Japanese US No.1). Killed in a plane crash on 12th August 1985. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbTsG9jrJsU

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THURSDAY – according to my phone

Today is Independence Day in Cambodia. The holiday celebrates the anniversary of Cambodia’s independence from France on 9 November 1953 and is Cambodia’s national holiday.

Cambodia became a protectorate of France in 1863 and a virtual colony by the twentieth century. In 1941, the French installed Prince Sihanouk on the Cambodian throne. With the support of the Japanese, Sihanouk declared independence from France in March 1945. Following the defeat of Japan, France regained control of the region, but the move had sparked a desire for independence. By July 1953, France had stated that it was ready to grant full independence to Cambodia and on 9 November 1953, full independence was achieved.

King Norodom Sihanouk went on to rule Cambodia for the next 15 years before he was overthrown by a military coup.


Not precisely what he wanted…

Love is in the air!!

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of American musician Tom Fogerty, best known as the rhythm guitarist for Creedence Clearwater Revival (with his brother, John) who scored the 1969 US No.2 & UK No.1 single ‘Bad Moon Rising’, and the 1970 US & UK No.1 album Cosmo’s Factory. The band has sold 26 million albums in the United States alone. Fogerty died on 6 September 1990. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aae_RHRptRg

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Today is Pohnpei Constitution Day, a public holiday in Pohnpei State of the Federated States of Micronesia. It celebrates the establishment of the constitution of the State of Pohnpei in 1986 after Micronesia emerged from trusteeship to attain independence under a compact of free association with the United States.

The Federated States of Micronesia encompass some 607 islands with a total land area of about 271 square miles. While the land area is quite small, the country’s waters cover some 1.2 million square miles of the central Pacific Ocean.

Marathon Signs…


English challenges…


Today is the birthday, in 1949, of Bonnie Raitt, Blues singer songwriter, slide guitarist, (1994 UK No.31 single ‘You’, 1990 US No.1 album ‘Nick Of Time’). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ58TVYNFro

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2s-DAY

Today is October Revolution Day, a public holiday in Belarus. The holiday marks the Great October Socialist Revolution that began on this day in 1917.

The October Revolution was the second revolution that took place in Russia in 1917. In February 1917, revolutionaries in St. Petersburg, overthrew the Tsar resulting in his abdication and the end of the Romanov dynasty and the Russian Empire. Russian was put under the control of a provisional government under Prince Georgy Lvov. After the February Revolution, ‘Soviets’ were created across Russia. The Soviets were worker’s councils, popular due to disaffection with the ability of the provisional government to improve the conditions of workers.

Many leaders of the Soviets were Bolsheviks. Under the leadership of Lenin, they initiated the October Revolution, an armed insurrection in Petrograd on November 7th 1917. This revolution established the Russian Socialist Soviet Republic, the world’s first self-proclaimed socialist state.


Sunbathing…

Bada BING!

Q: When was running invented? A: Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

I wonder what Mar-A-Lago is going to sell for at the sheriffs’ auction.

I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct.

I always carry a small stone to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock.

Bumper stickers:

I was an honor student. I don’t know what happened.

The fact that no one understands you does not mean you’re an artist.

Bumper stickers:

I was an honor student.I don’t know what happened.

The fact that no one understands you does not mean you’re an artist.

Watch out for the moron behind me.

Condoms prevent minivans

If money is the root of all evil, If money is the root of all evil

Pass quietly driver asleep

If Big Bird was a rapper he’d go by Lil Bird.

FACT: Snow in October and November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. STOP IT!


Today is the birthday, in 1943, of Joni Mitchell (Roberta Anderson), Canadian singer, songwriter, 1970 UK No.11 single ‘Big Yellow Taxi’, 1974 US No.7 single ‘Help Me’. She wrote ‘Both Sides Now’ a hit for Judy Collins and ‘Woodstock’ a hit for Crosby, Stills Nash & Young and Matthews Southern Comfort. Mitchell’s work is highly respected by critics, and she has deeply influenced fellow musicians in a diverse range of genres. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bdMSCdw20

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