Today is Constitution Day, a public holiday in Andorra. Dia de la Constitució commemorates the constitutional referendum that was held in the sixth-smallest nation in Europe on this day in 1993. Since the 13th century, Andorra was ruled jointly by two ‘princes’ – the leader of France and the Spanish Bishop of Urgell. The first Constitution of Andorra, the supreme law of the Principality, was approved by 74.2% of voters in a referendum on March 14th 1993.
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Bada Bing!
Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap… The Army is still looking for him.
I still think “nonfungible” sounds like it means “cannot be turned into a mushroom”.
I’ve been ordering a cheeseburger and fries at my bank drive-through every week for a year and they STILL don’t think it’s funny.
Have we checked all foods to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn?
You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe beside you, and you’re being chased by a lion. What do you do? Just enjoy the merry-go-round ride.
I’ve always wanted to learn how to swim, but it’s never been more than 30 minutes since my last meal.
Stop crying about your problems on the internet. Bottle them up inside you and disguise them with dark inappropriate humor like a grown up.
My favorite time of year is when all the mosquitoes are dead.
Today is the birthday, in 1932, of Patsy Cline.
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