Today many people are celebrating Nowruz, the Persian New Year. While it’s largely a secular holiday, it is a religious holiday for Zoroastrians, Bahá’í and some Muslim.
Vehicles…
Bada Bing!
A bittersweet announcement, but after an amazing 2 years as an infectious disease expert, I’m moving on.I am now an expert on no-fly zones and Eastern European affairs.Excited to make the most of this new opportunity.
I’ve been hiding from exercise. I’m in the fitness protection program.
If you had Ron DeSantis attacking Disney World because of communism on your bingo card today, you win.
I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say “wow” that many times in your first session, but here we are.
I just witnessed a woman pull out her ringing phone from her purse. She loudly sang along with the ringtone to the very end. Then this woman slipped her phone right back into her bag. She never answered it.This is the energy I’ll take into the rest of the year.
I carry a whistle to the grocery store in case someone violates the sanctity of the “15 Items Or Less” lane.
If you’re buying smart water for $5 a bottle it’s not working.
My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were, but apparently “filling the deep well of sadness inside me” was not the correct answer.
Q: When was running invented?
A: Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
On this day in 1965, the Temptations released their second album which included this well-known song…
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