Today is St. George’s Day, a public holiday in Georgia. This holiday commemorates the torture of St. George on the wheel for refusing to make sacrifices to the Roman gods. The day may also be known as ‘The Breaking on the Wheel of Holy Greatmartyr George’.
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Today is the birthday, in 1949, of Alan Paul from Manhattan Transfer.
Today is Guru Nanak’s birthday, celebrated in India, Pakistan, Nepal and other places. This holiday is one of the most significant festivals of the Sikh community and commemorates Guru Nanak Sahib who was the founder of Sikhism and the first Sikh Guru.
BADA BING!
Was lying in bed with my wife and I said, “I’m going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” She said, “I’ll miss you.”
I’ve hardly done anything on my bucket list. Friend: Just change the B to an F and you’ll feel much better about it.
I paid for the whole speedometer I’m going to use the whole speedometer.
I hate it when TV shows say they contain “adult situations” but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills, or cleaning up after the kids.
Last night, I thought my wife was either crazy or drunk or having a stroke. Then I realized she was quoting something Hershel Walker said, verbatim.
Me: Why do you keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge? Him: In case someone wants black coffee.
I want to lose weight but I don’t want to get caught up in one of those “eat right and exercise” scams.
Woman fortune teller: Your husband will meet a violent end. Woman: Will I be convicted?
SIGNZ
Today is the birthday, in 1949, of Bonnie Raitt, Blues singer songwriter, slide guitarist, (1994 UK No.31 single ‘You’, 1990 US No.1 album ‘Nick Of Time’).
Today is Thanksgiving Day in Grenada. It marks the anniversary of Caribbean and American military intervention on this day in 1983. Banks, businesses and most shops are closed.
Bada Bing!
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
Me: Here’s half my income. Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.
I’m always surprised when a heavily tattooed couple has a baby and it comes out blank.
A watch store caught fire! Nearby residents have been warned not to inhale secondhand smoke.
That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect “ducking” to “fucking” which means I’ve won. I’ve finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste demon box?!
The funeral for the man that invented Tupperware was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.
I have a “WTF is wrong with people” moment at least four times a day.
Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes…I herd it through the grapevine.
Today is the birthday, in 1984, of Katy Perry who has had eight number one hits, including this one:
Today is Independence Day in Mali. It commemorates the independence of the Republic of Mali from the Mali Federation on 22 September 1960.
AUTUMN IS HERE!
Cooking…
Lots of birthdays today but I have to feature Joan Jett who was born on this day in 1958. She was the front for the Runaways and Later the Blackhearts. She is known as the godmother of punk. In 1981, this song (which I love) was number one for eight consecutive weeks.
Today is Kwame Nkrumah Memorial Day, a public holiday in Ghana. This holiday commemorates the birthday of Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah, Ghana’s first President. Kwame Nkrumah was a Ghanaian politician, political revolutionist, and theorist. He led Ghana to become the first sub-Saharan country to achieve independence in 1957.
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On this day in 1985, Madonna scored her first UK Number One hit with this…
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