It’s summer! Time to crank up the A/C!
Bada Bing!
The cashier said, “Strip down facing me”.By the time I realized they meant the credit card, it was too late.
Does anyone know where to buy a longer dipstick? Mine doesn’t reach the oil anymore.
Mosquito bite? Heat a spoon with a torch and place it on the bite.The hot spoon will stop the itch fast.Tune in next week for “How to treat a bad burn”.
This bears repeating…If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
Marbles…When you’re young you play with them.When you’re old you start losing them.
If you ask me, a worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early.
There was a huge fight at the seafood restaurant.There were battered fish everywhere.
Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor for men and trix for women.So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. Gladiator; gladiatrix, etc.This contrasts with the modern system where tor is both for men and women, and trix is for kids.
Tinkerbell finds out she has an overweight cousin.Tacobell.
Today is the birthday, in 1944, of Miguel Vicens Danus, bass guitarist for the Spanish group, Los Bravos. Here they are with their debut single, Black is Black, which reached number 4 in the US.
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