A few weeks later…
Lots of birthdays today but I thought I’d post something by Stevie Wonder who was born this day in 1950.
13
May
2021
Music
12
May
2021
Wednesday is HUMP DAY
11
May
2021
Toosday or Twosday?
Uh Oh…
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change color?He had a reptile dysfunction.
Someone once told me, “You’re never going to forget me”.I just can’t remember who it was.
The true meaning of opaque is unclear.
Can everyone who is here for the yodeling lessons…Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
People say being a waiter is a bad job.But, hey, it puts food on the table.
My daughter said, “You’re the best Dad ever!”. I’m really proud she is learning sarcasm at such a young age.
Principal calls a dad…Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.Dad: He always causes trouble at home too, did I ever call you?
I bought a wig today for only a dollar.It was a small price toupee.
If Fox News had been around in 1955, we’d still have polio.
Sign next to the oval office desk.This workplace has gone -100- days without an overwhelming sense of dread.
I told my daughter I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.She asked me, “How did you know it was on its way to work?”
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today.But those cops came out of nowhere!
St. Louis County Republicans assert that gender-neutral bathrooms are an attack on traditional family values and religious freedom.(That’s the joke.)
Today is the birthday, in 1888, of the remarkable Irving Berlin. Here’s some of his work…
and here’s Nathan Lane with another Berlin classic.
10
May
2021
I’m told it’s MONDAY
Try the House Salad…
Yup…
Did you remember Mom???
And there’s this…
An old man walks into a jewelry with a much younger gal.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.’Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000″ the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We will take it.’ The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check.I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I will write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I will pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘Sir…There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man…’But let me tell you about my weekend.’
Today is the birthday, in 1938, of Henry Fambrough, one of the three lead singers of the Detroit Spinners. They had this hit in 1979.
07
May
2021
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