Wake up, everyone! It’s June!! Maybe this will help…
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Jun
2021
Music
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May
2021
Suddenly, FRIDAY appeared.
I think these ‘Stereograms’ by Marija Tiurina are amazing. More HERE
Nice…
Between innings, a little league coach took one of his players aside and asked him, “Do you understand what teamwork is?”
“Yes, sir,” said the little boy.
“You understand what cooperation is?” the coach asked. “You understand about things like courtesy, and respect for the rules of the game?”
“Yes, sir,” said the little boy.
“And when a strike is called, or you’re out at first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire,” said the coach. “You understand all that?”
“Yes, sir,” said the little boy.
“Good!” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain it to your dad.”
Here’s Patti LaBelle!
27
May
2021
Could it be….THURSDAY?
26
May
2021
Feels like WEDNESDAY
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May
2021
Kind of cool for a TUESDAY
Uh Oh…
The word “gullible” is not in the dictionary.
A wife got so mad at her husband that she packed his bags and told him to get out.As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, and painful death!”He turned and said, “So you want me to stay?”
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more.
My wife walked in on me while I was watching porn.In a panic reflex, I instantly changed to a random channel, the fishing channel.As my wife walks out again she says, “You should stay on the porn channel. You already know how to fish.”
I’ve ordered some German food over the internet.The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
I’m considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn’t great,but it’s a job I can see myself doing.I’ll decide tomorrow after reflecting on it a bit.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. I only drink in front of a mirror now.
A friend told me that Robert Palmer appears in this video (which was directed by fashion photographer Terence Donovan). I’ve watched it several times and haven’t noticed Palmer yet although I can hear him. Maybe you can do better.
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