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TUESDAY is usually not this cold!

Today is Victory over Genocide Day, a public holiday in Cambodia. Also known as Cambodian Victory Day, it marks the end of the Khmer Rouge regime in 1979.

During the Vietnam war, Cambodia was a base for communist forces, and at the end of that conflict, an offshoot from the Vietnam People’s Army called the Khmer Rouge took power in 1975. Mixing the ideology of communism and the Ankor Empire, they implemented extreme communist policies, enforcing strict self-sufficiency and taking children from parents, so they could be indoctrinated in communism.

An aim of the Khmer Rouge was to return Cambodia to a purely agricultural society. To implement this, many Cambodians were forced to leave the cities to work on labor camps.

It is estimated that around two million Cambodians (almost a quarter of the population) were killed in the four years of the Khmer Rouge regime from starvation, illness, overwork in the labour camps or execution for not embracing the ideals of the Khmer Rouge. This led to the reign of the Khmer Rouge under Pol Pot being seen as effectively a campaign of genocide against the Cambodian people.

On January 7th 1979, Vietnamese troops entered Cambodia and began the assault to remove the Khmer Rouge. The Khmer Rouge surrendered on April 17th 1979. It is not a universally welcome holiday in Cambodia as many Cambodians feel uneasy about their dependence for liberation on Vietnam.


Photoshopping your kids!

Stephen Crowley has figured out the perfect way to give relatives a heart attack: “I’ve been photoshopping my kids into marginally dangerous situations. Nothing unbelievable, but enough to make people think: wait, did he just…?” Now we just have to wait until his kids are old enough to photoshop him into marginally negligent nursing home facilities.


BADA BING!!!!!

I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it’s ready.

I set out to lose 10 pounds this month. Only 15 to go!

Day 12 without chocolate…Lost hearing in my left eye.

Do weights for muscle, cardio for heart, ice cream for mental health.

Doctor: Looks like you’re pregnant. Me: But I’m a guy! Doctor: I said it LOOKS like you’re pregnant.

I’m not fat. I’m swollen from all the hard hits life has thrown at me.

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Still trying to lose weight.

I was going to give up all my bad habits for the new year but then I remembered no one likes a quitter.

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.

That feeling you get when you want something to eat and all you have are ingredients.

A teenage boy walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Honey, do you want to get me in trouble?” said the waitress. “Maybe later,” said the boy.  “Right now I’d like a beer.”

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well… are you religious?” He said yes. I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant? “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist” “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?” “Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?” “Reformed Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.


OSHA Nightmares…


Today is the birthday, in 1959, of American musician Kathy Valentine who is the bassist for the rock band the Go-Go’s. They had the 1982 US No.2 single ‘We Got The Beat’ and the 1982 UK No.47 single ‘Our Lips Our Sealed’. The Go-Go’s supported the Specials on the latter’s 1980 Seaside tour of England. According to Jane Wiedlin, she and Terry Hall had a brief affair. After Wiedlin returned to the US, Hall mailed her some lyrics, and this led to their co-writing the song. The Go-Go’s version is significantly more upbeat than Fun Boy Three’s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

‘Tis the Season…

Fun Christmas Flash Mobsss

Or this…

Or maybe this one!

or this one is nice…Enjoy!!

Posted by Tom in Holiday

Sunny and THURSDAY today

Today is a public holiday in Iran to commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Hasan al-Askari, the 11th Imam of Twelver Shia Islam, who was poisoned in 874 AD.

Hassan Agari was born in Medina on 8th of Rabi-ul-Akhar 232 AH His father was Ali Naqi, the 10th Shia Imam. Imam Ali Naqi lived under house arrest in a Samarra, a garrison town about 60 miles north of Baghdad. Hassan’s title became known as Asgari, meaning “the one who lived all his life in a garrison town.”

Even from an early age, Asgari was known for his divine knowledge and he became the 11th Shia Imam on the death of his father in 254 AH at the age of 22. Becoming the 11th Imam was a big deal. In both the Sunni and Shia branches of Islam, it is believed that the 12th Imam would be the final Imam who would be the ‘Mahdi’ or ‘Guide’ for humanity until the Day of Judgement.

Askari died aged 28 on 8th Rabi’ al-Awwal 260 AH (January 4th 874 AD) after being poisoned on the orders of the Abbasid caliph Al-Mu’tamid and was buried in Samarra, a town some 60 miles north of Baghdad.

Al-Askari died without leaving an obvious heir, which created widespread confusion and fragmented the Shia community into several sects, all of which disappeared within a few decades except the Twelver Shia. The Twelvers hold that al-Askari had a son, commonly known as Muhammad al-Mahdi (lit. ’the rightly guided’), who was kept hidden from the public out of the fear of Abbasid persecution. Al-Mahdi succeeded to the imamate after the death of his father and entered a state of occultation. His life is said to be miraculously prolonged until the day he manifests himself again by God’s permission to fill the earth with justice. Though in occultation, the Imam still remains responsible in Twelver belief for the spiritual guidance of humankind and the Shia accounts of his occasional encounters with the pious are numerous and popular.


Today is the birthday, in 1943, of Maria Muldaur (Maria D’Amato), American singer, songwriter, who had the 1974 US No.6 & UK No.21 single ‘Midnight At The Oasis’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGSRjTchL38

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Whoa! It’s WEDNESDAY already!!

Today is Ethiopian New Year, a public holiday in Ethiopia. Known in Amharic, the official language of Ethiopia as Enkutatash, this holiday marks 1 Meskerem, the first day in the Ethiopian calendar.

The Ethiopian calendar is a solar calendar based on the Egyptian and Julian calendars and was brought to Ethiopia by missionaries. The year consists of 12 months of 30 days and a thirteenth month of five or six timekeeping days. Pagume, the 13th month in the Ethiopian calendar, comes from the Greek word epagomene, which means ‘days forgotten when a year is calculated’.

Enkutatash means the ‘gift of jewels’. It is said to refer to the Queen of Sheba returning from her visit to King Solomon in Jerusalem in 980 BC. On the Queen’s arrival back in Ethiopia, her chiefs welcomed her by filling her treasury with jewels (‘enku’). It may also refer to the countryside, as this time of year coincides with the end of the rainy season meaning the landscape is covered with Adey Abeba, whose bright yellow flowers appear almost in celebration of the impending harvest.


Google search…


Here’s a fun video from Kylie Minogue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POWsFzSFLCE

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

It’s TUESDAY, folks.

Today is Gibraltar National Day. The day commemorates the referendum of 1967, in which the citizens of Gibraltar overwhelmingly voted to remain under British sovereignty.

Coveted since antiquity for its strategic position at the entrance to the Mediterranean from the Atlantic, the ‘Rock’ passed through Phoenician, Carthaginian, Roman and Visigoth hands. It was occupied by the Moors in 711AD. It gets its name from the Spanish version of an Arabic name given to the area during the conquest. It came under Spanish control in 1462 as the Moors were driven out of Spain.

In 1704, Anglo-Dutch forces captured Gibraltar from Spain during the War of the Spanish Succession on behalf of the Habsburg claim to the Spanish throne. The territory was ceded to Great Britain in perpetuity under the Treaty of Utrecht in 1713.

Since it fell under British control, Spain has continued to push its territorial claims over Gibraltar. And although the diplomatic spats of recent decades have thankfully replaced the sieges and military assaults of previous centuries, the Spanish desire to see Gibraltar become part of Spain again remains undiminished.

To respond to the Spanish claims, a sovereignty referendum was held on September 10th 1967, in which voters were asked whether they wished to either pass under Spanish sovereignty or remain under British sovereignty, with institutions of self-government. The voter turnout was 100% with 99.64% voting to remain under British sovereignty.


These make great gifts!

BADA BING!!!

Silly putty implies the existence of serious putty…I believe that’s called C4.

Stop blaming yourself for your problems. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Still hope that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.

Why do they always have 5K runs for charity? Just once, couldn’t they have a sit for charity or nap for charity?

I finally know why they call me a grown-up. I groan every time I get up.

If you live to be 100, you should make some fake reason why just to mess with people. “I ate a pinecone every day”.

I was always taught to respect my elders, but finding one keeps getting harder and harder.

OK, so naked running…Apparently, this means running without GPS, music, or any other tech. I wish I had known this about an hour ago.

When I look back on all the successes and failures in my life, I am grateful that at least the potty training stuck.

My keyboard space bar wasn’t labeled. It is now. I call it “the final frontier”.

I’m organizing a walk for Fat Lives Matter starting at McDonald’s at 11am and finishing at KFC at 11:05am.

I saw an audiologist today, but I think I’ll get a second opinion. Why on earth would I need a heron egg?

The world is not full of assholes but they are strategically placed so you’ll come across one every day.

Adam: The McRib is back. Eve: Stop calling me that!

I’m at the age where it’s considered rude to pull out a bottle of Tylenol if you don’t have enough for everyone.


Some old cars…


Today is the birthday, in 1957, of Siobhan Fahey, singer with British female pop group Bananarama who had the 1984 UK No.3 single ‘Robert De Niro’s Waiting’, plus over 20 other UK Top 40 singles, and the 1986 US No.1 single ‘Venus’ a cover of the Dutch rock band Shocking Blue 1970 hit. Fahey was also a member of Shakespeares Sister who had the 1992 UK No.1 single ‘Stay’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4-1ASpdT1Y

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music