Today is Culturama Day, a public holiday in St. Kitts and Nevis. It extends the Emancipation Day holidays by one day and is a festival that showcases the cultural heritage of the islands.
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Bada Bing!
I bought a can of fly spray and sprayed it all over me. I still can’t fly.
When you have more than one kid, it’s important to take them out separately for ice cream sometimes. They get important one on one time, and you get more ice cream.
Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.
I got my paycheck and the envelope was full of parsley. Somebody garnished my wages.
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.
10. If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?”
SIGNZZZZ
On this day in 1975, the Eagles went to number one with this hit song.
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