Today is Africa Day. It commemorates the founding of the Organization of African Unity on this day in 1963. It is a public holiday in The Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Lesotho, Mali, Mauritania, Namibia, Zambia and Zimbabwe.
What kind of pants?
On this day in 1973, Carole King played a concert in Central Park before more than 100,000 people.
Today is Saints Cyril and Methodius Day also known in Bulgaria as Bulgarian Education and Culture Day. They spread christianity among the Slavic peoples of Bulgaria, Great Moravia, and Pannonia. They are credited with devising the Glagolitic alphabet, the precursor to the current Cyrillic alphabet which is named after Cyril.
Bada Bing!
What do you call those things where you blow and make a wish? A breathalyzer.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
I went out looking for baby formula. I couldn’t find any. But I did pick up a couple of AR-15s.
Any successful preventative measure will, in hindsight, appear to have been unnecessary.
My neighbor’s diary says I have boundary issues.
Gas is so high, that my mailman is now working from home. He called yesterday and read my mail to me.
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘unstable’.
I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Bob Dylan, winner of the 2016 Nobel Prize for Literature.
Today is Victoria Day (French: FĂȘte de la Reine), in Canada. It is a public holiday and marks the birth of Queen Victoria. Following the death of Queen Victoria, May 24th was decreed as Empire Day across the British Empire. Today, Canada is the only country who still has a holiday on the day.
Remember the movie, Major League? they’ve aged.
Self-cancelling
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
“I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone.
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
“My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.”
The guy who invented predictive text died last night. His funfair is next monkey.
Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Daniel Klein, bass player with the J. Geils Band who had this number one hit in 1982.
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