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On this day in 1882, German physician and microbiologist Robert Koch announced the discovery of the bacterium responsible for tuberculosis. Koch also discovered the causative agents of anthrax and cholera. His discovery of the anthrax bacterium (Bacillus anthracis) in 1876 is considered as the birth of modern bacteriology. Koch used his discoveries to establish that germs “could cause a specific disease” and directly provided proofs for the germ theory of diseases, therefore creating the scientific basis of public health, saving millions of lives. For his life’s work Koch is seen as one of the founders of modern medicine.


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This is kinda long, but read it anyway…

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why.

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still, and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa. The Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That’s when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch… Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, and the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor’s wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband’s mouth on the woman’s mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man’s throat.

By now, the police had arrived.

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. 

The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! 

Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.


Anti-vandalism technique…

Here’s Christina Aguilera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbjC9Co0pBc

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Hey, Kids! It’s FRIDAY!!

On this day in 1556, Thomas Cranmer, Archbishop of Canterbury, was burned at the stake.

Cranmer was a leader of the English Reformation and helped build the case for the annulment of Henry’s marriage to Catherine of Aragon. he supported the principle of royal supremacy, in which the king was considered sovereign over the Church within his realm and protector of his people from the abuses of Rome. During Cranmer’s tenure as Archbishop of Canterbury, he established the first doctrinal and liturgical structures of the reformed Church of England and published the first officially authorized vernacular service, the Exhortation and Litany.

He wrote and compiled the first two editions of the Book of Common Prayer. After the accession of the Catholic Mary I, Cranmer was put on trial for treason and heresy. Imprisoned for over two years and under pressure from state and Church authorities, he made several recantations and reconciled himself with the Catholic Church. While this would have customarily absolved him from the heresy charge, Mary wanted him executed on the treason charge, and he was burned at the stake on 21 March 1556.


Look out heart!!!

Pollen season is beginning…

Welcome Spring! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiztfE1X7E

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THOR’S DAY

The Vernal Equinox occurred at 5:01am this morning! It’s SPRING!! It’s celebrated around the world. Festival of Dumuzi — Ancient Sumerian Calendar (return of the god of life and death to be with the goddess of life and bring the spring),  Festival of Iduna — Ancient Norse Calendar (goddess of spring, keeper of the apples of youth for the gods), Haru-no-Higan — Japanese Buddhist,  Harvest Festival and Coming Forth of the Great Ones from the House of Ra — Ancient Egyptian Calendar, Jare — Old Slavic Calendar, and so on. Happy Spring!!!

In pagan tradition, Spring is brought by the Goddess named Ostara or Eostre, accompanied by her sacred rabbits, flowers, pussy willows, and colored eggs — all symbolizing the fertility and new beginnings of a reawakened Earth.

Other myths of Springtime celebrate the Goddesses Demeter and Persephone — the return of the Daughter from the Underworld to awaken joy and renew life in the heart of her grieving Earth Mother.


DESIGN FAILURES (all around us…)

luminescence on the hour markers but not the hands.

yellow containers for drinking water…

unsittable chair…

the ‘dipped in mud’ look…


Today is the birthday, in 1951, of American blues rock guitarist and singer Jimmie Vaughan who was a member of the Fabulous Thunderbirds. He is the older brother of the late guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan. The Fabulous Thunderbirds had two hit songs of the 1980s, ‘Tuff Enuff’ and ‘Wrap It Up.’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXT1clXc04

  

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WEDNSESEDWEDNEDAY

Today is St. Joseph’s Day. the principal feast day of Saint Joseph, husband of the Virgin Mary and legal father of Jesus Christ. It has the rank of a solemnity in the Catholic Church. It is a feast or commemoration in the provinces of the Anglican Communion, and a feast or festival in the Lutheran Church. Saint Joseph’s Day is the Patronal Feast day for Poland as well as for Canada, persons named Joseph, Josephine, etc., for religious institutes, schools and parishes bearing his name, and for carpenters. It is also Father’s Day in some Catholic countries, mainly Spain, Portugal, and Italy.

Saint Joseph’s Day is also the day when the swallows are traditionally believed to return to Mission San Juan Capistrano after having flown south for the winter. If you see some other small bird there before today, locals will tell you it is ‘not a swallow’.


Nice feature…

BADA BING!!!

am getting to that age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if you don’t have enough for everyone.

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne.”

Me: Be kind, you never know what someone is going through. Also me: Nice turn signal fuck face!

Help someone in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

Lying in bed at 4AM realizing I should have said something else in an argument I had in 2012.

I often wonder what people have against the horse I rode in on.

The real reason eggs are in short supply is because all the chickens are in Congress.

Her: Oh my god it’s so huge! But according to statistics, that’s what women say about a small spider also.

id you know if you garden naked your neighbors will build a privacy fence at no cost to you?

I can’t tell if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you. I might be picturing you on fire.

Elon is having a terrible week, but hear me out – he deserves even worse.

I’ve finally realized that I have a lot going for me! My eyes are going, my knees are going, my back is going…

That hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together.

It fascinates me that giving to charities is considered noble and praiseworthy, but creating a society that doesn’t require charity is considered socialist and bad.

I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was ‘The Twilight Zone’ and not the ‘Evening News’.

I’m so old I remember taping a penny to a record player needle just to stop it from skipping!

People who say that they don’t have time for my BS need to learn how to manage their time better.

“Remember, write to your Congressman. Even if he can’t read, write to him.” (Will Rogers)

Don’t piss off anyone who’s 65+. The older people get, the less “Life In Prison” is a deterrent.


When someone asks me how old I am, I tell them I once ate a grilled cheese sandwich while sitting at a Woolworth’s lunch counter.


PUNS


Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Paul Atkinson, guitarist with The Zombies who had four US hits, ‘She’s Not There’, ‘Tell Her No’, ‘She’s Coming Home’, and ‘Time of the Season’. He later became an A&R executive, working for Columbia and RCA, discovering and signing such bands as ABBA, Bruce Hornsby, Mr. Mister, Judas Priest, and Michael Penn. Atkinson died on 1st April 2004 aged 58. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2hXBf1DakE

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Happy TUESDAY!

Today is Sheelah’s Day. Also known as Sheelagh’s Day, (Ir. Lá ‘le Síle) it is an Irish cultural holiday celebrated on 18 March. Traditionally, Sheelah’s Day (Lá ‘le Síle) was celebrated the day after the Feast of Saint Patrick and coincided with the Christian festivities. According to Irish folklore and mythology, Sheelah / Síle (Old Ir. Sighile) was either the wife or mother of Saint Patrick, (Naomh Pádraig) and the holiday served to commemorate her life.

Irish antiquarian journals and newspapers from the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries mention a wife of Saint Patrick. Freeman’s Journal referenced Sheelah’s Day in 1785, 1811, and 1841. Australian press from the nineteenth century recorded observances of Sheelah’s Day, including the consumption of large amounts of alcohol. Sheelah’s Day is no longer officially celebrated in Ireland, but continues to be celebrated in Newfoundland, Canada after Irish immigrants arrived in the late seventeenth century.

In Newfoundland the holiday may also be connected to the legend of the Irish princess Sheila NaGeira.


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Jesus must have been here…

Today is the birthday, in 1941, of American singer and songwriter Wilson Pickett, who recorded over 50 songs which made the US R&B charts, many of which crossed over to the Billboard Hot 100. Among his best-known hits are ‘In the Midnight Hour’ (which he co-wrote), ‘Land of 1,000 Dances’, ‘Mustang Sally’, and ‘Funky Broadway’. Pickett died of a heart attack on 19 Jan 2006 aged 64. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4w0kyYmYVo

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