Today is Victory Day in Bangladesh. Known as ‘Bijôy Dibôs’ in Bengali, this holiday commemorates the victory of the Allied forces High Command over the Pakistani forces in the Bangladesh Liberation War in 1971. Over three million people died in the nine-month conflict and the President Prime Minister will pay tribute to the martyrs of the Liberation War by placing wreaths at the National Mausoleum at Savar at sunrise.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program…
Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Benny Andersson, Swedish musician and composer, best known for being a part of ABBA.
Today is Alderney Homecoming Day. It marks the day in 1945 when residents of Alderney returned home after being evacuated during World War II. The island or Alderney was occupied by German forces for five years during the war.
Messiah Complex Disorder
Thanks, Bluebird…
Good comebacks
Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Dave Clark. Clark was the leader, drummer and manager of the beat group the Dave Clark Five, the first British Invasion band to follow the Beatles to the US in 1964.
Today is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception – a public holiday in many countries including Argentina, Austria, Chile, Colombia, Italy, Malta, Portugal, Spain, Venezuela and others.
Cops!
Today is the birthday, in 1943, of Frank Allen, bass player for The Searchers.
This public holiday in Saint Lucia is always celebrated on December 13th. It is Saint Lucia’s National Day and marks the Feast Day of Saint Lucia, the patron saint of the island.
Uh Oh
Bada Bing!
It’s been months since I bought the book “How to scam people online”. It still hasn’t arrived yet!
I wouldn’t last an hour if I had to answer the phone at the business called “Shack of Sit Funiture”.
I tried donating blood today. NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions. Who’s blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
Socialism is the fire department saving your house.Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.
Every day I worry that I’m going to scream “shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head.
I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every once in a while.
I think my wife has started to show signs the first signs of Alzheimer’s.She said she can’t remember what she ever saw in me.
I want to see an episode of “undercover boss” with Jesus visiting Joel Olsteen’s church.
I once saw a guy holding up a sign that said, “I love you Stevie”, at a Stevie Wonder concert.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life I can’t even get into my own pants.
Pupils at school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.One 11-year old wrote, “When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.”
Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire by staying home in his pajamas.I’m not having the same results.
Today is the birthday, in 1952, of Berton Averre, lead guitarist for The Knack.
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