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Deacon King Kong

Amazon.com: Deacon King Kong: A Novel (9780735216723): McBride, James: Books

I just finished reading Deacon King Kong by James McBride. McBride is a wonderful writer and I really enjoyed this book as well as his previous books, The Good Lord Bird and The Color of Water.

Deacon King Kong is the story of Sportcoat and others in and around The Cause House housing project in south Brooklyn, Hot Sausage, Bam Bam, The Elephant and many others.

One day in 1969, Sportcoat, inebriated as usual on the local hooch called ‘King Kong’, strolls up to Deems, formerly the star pitcher on the neighborhood baseball team and now the number one drug dealer in the Cause project and shoots Deems ear off. Naturally, his friends all think Sportcoat is now walking dead because the drug dealer’s team is going to come after him, but things turn out differently.

Sportcoat is the only one who can hear his dead wife Hettie who walked into the bay leaving Sportcoat figure out where she hid the church Christmas fund between his many odd jobs and drinking. Many try to save him from what they expect will be certain death at the hands of Deem’s henchmen but he ignores all of them and keeps on trying to revive the baseball team and preparing for his first sermon as a deacon at the church.

The book is a crime novel, a mystery novel, a humor novel and many other things. McBride has a wonderful connection to his characters and is both beautifully written and profoundly humane. It’s clear he’s having fun writing the novel but he never loses sight of the suffering of the African American and Latino inhabitants of the projects. The ending is straight out of a Shakespearean comedy and I very much enjoyed it. You should read it; you will enjoy it too!

Posted by Tom in Books, Literature

Finally FRIDAY

Signssssss

Yesterday was also the birthday, in 1882, of Igor Stravinsky. Here is one of the dances from his ballet Petrushka played by the amazing Yuja Wang.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music

Thursday again…

That time of year!

Nice quote

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Today is the birthday, in 1946, of Barry Manilow, whom I consider to be one of the most annoying singers ever. But it’s also the birthday of Greg Rolie, one of the founding members of Santana. You can see/hear him playing keyboard in this song.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Is it TUESDAY?

Base Rate
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Bada Bing!

Some people accuse me of making words up.Ironicalistically, I know English better than they do.

His vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

What do you get, when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The Lego store has re-opened! People are lined up for blocks.

My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month. The lady went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”The lady said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.”The lady replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either.  If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”The pharmacist says, “Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.”

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On this day in 1985, Dire Straits started an eight week run at number one album with Brothers in Arms. Here they are with what I believe is their best song.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies