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Loathe at First Sight

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This is kind of an odd book for me and something I ordinarily wouldn’t look at. It’s billed as a ‘Rom-Com’ but is far heavier on the ‘Com’ than on the ‘Rom’. This makes a certain amount of sense since the author, Suzanne Park started as a stand-up comic. I read the book partly because it was listed as one of NPR’s best books of the year and I enjoyed it.

Melody Joo is thrilled to land her dream job as a video game producer, but her new position comes with challenges: an insufferable CEO; sexist male coworkers; and an infuriating intern, Nolan MacKenzie, aka “the guy who got hired because his uncle is the boss.”

Just when Melody thinks she’s made the worst career move of her life, her luck changes. While joking with a friend, she creates a mobile game that has male strippers fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. Suddenly Melody’s “joke” is her studio’s most high-profile project—and Melody’s running the show.

There’s a lot under the hood, though. As a Korean-American woman in the world of gaming Melody is faced with sexism, racism, stalking, harassment, cyber bullying, and doxxing, it’s a book that handles the toxic work environment women in gaming face. Park handles it well and does a good job of depicting how Melody reacts to these issues which she faces with amazing courage and the occasional breakdown.

While all this is going on two of Melody’s best friends are getting married and her parents in Korea are after her to get married and pop out grandchildren. Of course things work out in the end and Melody and the intern get together.

Park is very funny. I laughed out loud more than once reading this book. It’s a quick read and, as I said above, I enjoyed it. If you’re looking for something light and maybe learning a tiny bit about game production, you might like this.

Posted by Tom in Books

Happy Friday!

dogs…

There’s nothing like a good comeback…

best comebacks, funny comebacks, funniest comebacks, funny responses, funny comebacks burns, funniest retorts, funniest comebacks, clever comebacks
best comebacks, funny comebacks, funniest comebacks, funny responses, funny comebacks burns, funniest retorts, funniest comebacks, clever comebacks
best comebacks, funny comebacks, funniest comebacks, funny responses, funny comebacks burns, funniest retorts, funniest comebacks, clever comebacks
best comebacks, funny comebacks, funniest comebacks, funny responses, funny comebacks burns, funniest retorts, funniest comebacks, clever comebacks

Signs…..

Today is the birthday, in 1942, of Corey Wells, part of Three Dog Night. The group had this number one hit in 1970.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Washington Black

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I recently finished reading Washington Black, the amazing novel by Canadian novelist Esi Edugyan. In addition to being short-listed for the Booker Prize, it was selected as one of the best books of the year by the New York Times, Washington Post, Boston Globe, The Economist and a host of other publications.

The novel opens in Barbados in 1830 on a sugar plantation. Our narrator, George Washington Black, Wash for short, is an eleven year old slave who watches his new master arrive on the plantation – a master who is vicious and sadistic. Wash comments, “He owned me, as he owned all those I lived among, not only our lives but also our deaths, and that pleased him too much.”

You might think this is going to be a story of brutalities and failed attempts at escapes, but here Edugyan spins the first twist of the novel. His master ‘lends’ Wash to the master’s brother, Christopher Wilde, known as Titch who turns out to be a naturalist, inventor and abolitionist. Titch has brought along materials to assemble what he calls his ‘Cloud Cutter’ – a hot air balloon attached to a boat-like gondola.

Titch enlists Wash as his assistant, teaching him to read and, in the process, discovering that Wash possesses a skill for executing detailed scientific drawings. Across the color line, the two strike up a kind of friendship. So much so, that when it seems likely that Wash will be killed in wrongful retaliation for the death of a white visitor to the plantation, Titch fires up the gas canister, cuts the ropes that tether the Cloud-cutter to Earth and, together, the two ascend into a tempestuous nighttime sky.

But this is just the beginning of Wash’s adventures, not the end. They crash land onto a ship which takes them to Norfolk where Wash discovers a huge bounty has been placed on his head. Then, in short order to the frozen wastes of the Artic then, Wash alone, to Nova Scotia, London, the bottom of the sea and to Morocco. Wash grows into a man and finds a woman but all the while is searching for himself, wondering why his friend Titch has left him and trying to understand how others see him.

It’s a fun and unconventional novel and I enjoyed it. Give it a try. Edugyan is a gifted story teller. Here’s a link to the NYT review.

Posted by Tom in Books, Literature

Thor’s Day

Know your appliances!

Appliances
I bet you didn't see that coming?
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Advice column…

Dear John,

 I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help.

 When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor’s daughter!

 I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor’s daughter is 19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go to counseling and I’m afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

  Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

Parenting…

r/funny - Ah yes, parenting

Nice…

wonderful images…

Yesterday (yes I know I’m late) was the birthday, in 1809, of Felix Mendelssohn. I like a lot of his stuff but I’m sure all of you will recognize his most famous work. This is a well-done rendition.

and here is the orchestral version which is also very nice.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music

Wednesday is Cold

Hug Count
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Thomas Hobbes: "In the state of nature man lives nasty, brutish, and short lives in a war of all against all! "

Jean-Jacques Rousseau: "Wrong, Hobbes! In the state of nature man is free to live simple, peaceful, harmonious lives! They fish, hunt, and live without pride or vanity."

Hobbes: "Wrong Rousseau! In the state of nature if get a fish you are immediately clubbed in the head and your fish is stolen!"
Rousseau: "Wrong, no one steals because they have no concept of envy!"

Hobbes: "In the state of nature you can't ever have a full English breakfast because someone always steals your black sausages!"

Rousseau: "In the state of nature no one will eat disgusting English blood sausages because they eat fresh fruit right off the tree!"

Hobbes: "There is only one way to settle this, we'll visit a primitive village and see for ourselves whose theory is right!"
Rousseau: "Fine!"
Hobbes: "Fine!"

Hobbes: "So? Who was right about men living in the state of nature?"
Native tribesmen: "Well, in a way you are both right. While we mostly live peacefully and cooperate, there is certainly conflict as well. "

Hobbes, annoyed: "Is it just me or in the state of nature do they not know how to dig into a philosophical position and defend it to the extreme?"
Rousseau: "Agreed. I hate it."
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In 1973, Elton John started a three-week run at number one on the Billboard singles chart with this:

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies