Crabs and Beer!

Thoughts from the depths of the Eastern Shore

It’s Wednesday!!!

Don’t you hate it…

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What a surprise!

Why men don’t live as long as women…

This day in 1881 was the premiere of ‘The Tales of Hoffman’ by Jacques Offenbach. Here is a beautiful little piece from it. Sit back, relax and enjoy.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, opera

It’s Tuesday Somewhere

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Today is the birthday of Carole King (1942). She wrote and performed so many wonderful songs that it’s hard to choose what to post. So here are two of my favorites.

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Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Happy Monday!!!

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Groaners!

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?Me: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening.

I’ve been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract.  No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

If humans held hands around the equator of the earth, most of them would drown.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!

I have a condition that stops me from dieting. I get hungry.

Yesterday I bought a sweet car online.Previously owned by Neil Diamond.

I’ve started writing a book about hurricanes and tornados.It’s only a draft at the moment.

I was walking past the fridge last night when I thought I heard the onions singing Bee Gees songs.When I opened the door, it was just the chives talking.

I never thought I would be the kind of person who would get up at 5:00am and exercise.And I was right.

Dog wins!

Today is the birthday, in 1948 of Dan Seals – the younger brother of Jim Seals of ‘Seals and Croft’. Dan had a remarkable music career in his own right. Before moving to country music where he had a number of hits, he was known as ‘English Dan’ and, with John Ford Coley, had this soft rock hit.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Guercino

Aurora – Ceiling Fresco by Guercino at Villa Aurora in Rome

February 8, 1591 was the birthday of Giovanni Francesco Barbieri better know as Guercino. He was born into a family of peasant farmers in Cento a small town in the Po Valley. His nickname, Guercino, refers to the fact that he was cross-eyed being a diminutive of the Italian word for ‘squinter’.

His early works were naturalistic somewhat in the style of Carravagio. He spent three years in Rome at the invitation of Pope Gregory XV and stayed there until Gregory’s death in 1623 when Guercino returned to Bologna. He set up his studio there, took on pupils and was incredibly prolific. His later works are more classical and embody much more luminosity and clarity than his early works thanks partly to his use of chiaroscuro.

We can see this in his two paintings of ‘Susanna and the Elders’, the biblical tale set in Babylon when two old men conspire to seduce and blackmail a young woman to have sex with them.

Here is his first painting of the subject, painted in 1617. It is very dynamic.

Susanna and the Elders, Guercino 1617

Contrast it with this later version painted in 1650 by the same artist. It shows much more contrast between light and dark and appears more luminous.

Guercino, Susanna and the Elders, 1650

It’s also interesting to contrast both of these paintings with one on the same subject by Artemisia Gentileschi – one of the very few female artists of the time. Her painting of the subject has, to me, a particular female point of view; the postures of the men are threatening and lascivious and the woman seems clearly oppressed. It’s an interesting contrast in perspectives. This was her very first signed painting.

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Artemisia Gentileschi, Susanna and the Elders 1610

Guercino died in 1666 leaving a large number of works and many pupils who became well-know painters in their own right.

Posted by Tom in Art

Loathe at First Sight

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This is kind of an odd book for me and something I ordinarily wouldn’t look at. It’s billed as a ‘Rom-Com’ but is far heavier on the ‘Com’ than on the ‘Rom’. This makes a certain amount of sense since the author, Suzanne Park started as a stand-up comic. I read the book partly because it was listed as one of NPR’s best books of the year and I enjoyed it.

Melody Joo is thrilled to land her dream job as a video game producer, but her new position comes with challenges: an insufferable CEO; sexist male coworkers; and an infuriating intern, Nolan MacKenzie, aka “the guy who got hired because his uncle is the boss.”

Just when Melody thinks she’s made the worst career move of her life, her luck changes. While joking with a friend, she creates a mobile game that has male strippers fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. Suddenly Melody’s “joke” is her studio’s most high-profile project—and Melody’s running the show.

There’s a lot under the hood, though. As a Korean-American woman in the world of gaming Melody is faced with sexism, racism, stalking, harassment, cyber bullying, and doxxing, it’s a book that handles the toxic work environment women in gaming face. Park handles it well and does a good job of depicting how Melody reacts to these issues which she faces with amazing courage and the occasional breakdown.

While all this is going on two of Melody’s best friends are getting married and her parents in Korea are after her to get married and pop out grandchildren. Of course things work out in the end and Melody and the intern get together.

Park is very funny. I laughed out loud more than once reading this book. It’s a quick read and, as I said above, I enjoyed it. If you’re looking for something light and maybe learning a tiny bit about game production, you might like this.

Posted by Tom in Books