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Could it be TUESDAY already?

Today is International Human Rights Day. This date marks December 10th 1948 when the United Nations General Assembly adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, adopted by the UN General Assembly on December 10th 1948, was the result of the experience of the second world war. It is considered a milestone document in the history of human rights. After the end of the war, and the creation of the United Nations, the international community vowed never again to allow atrocities like those of that conflict happen again.

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights is the most translated document in the world, available in more than 500 languages. You can read it here.


Ben Hur remake on a limited budget

Increase memory loss???

Bada Bing!!!

It’s hard to tell if America is turning into The Handmaid’s Tale or Idiocracy.

For the next four years, we will see what a lack of competence and integrity looks like on steroids.

I’m waiting for someone to tell me, “Yeah I picked fruits and vegetables until those illegals came along”.

They say ‘nothing is impossible’. I disagree. I’m doing nothing right now! It’s totally possible.

Christmas time is great because you can shout “Don’t come in here!” and people assume you’re wrapping presents instead of just wanting to be left alone.

Republicans gloating about how Justin Trudeau had to go to Mar-a-Lago to bend the knee, when in fact, they had to meet in Florida because Canada won’t allow felons in their country.

Mom: My child won’t eat meat. What can I replace it with? Answer: A dog. Dogs love meat!

Dear Mother Nature, Having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription.

The US Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of tRUMP, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. After weeks of testing, they found there was nothing wrong with the stamp or the adhesive. It turned out people were spitting on the wrong side.

Be happy. It drives people crazy!

Wife: Are you sleeping? Husband: No, I just close my eyes and travel far away. Wife: But you’re snoring. Husband: I travel by tractor.

When you think there’s no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank of the Titanic’s restaurant.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. So I took his bike away. Then he just sat there in the yard and barked all day. So I gave him his bike back because his bark was worse than his bike.


To celebrate the season, here’s a great clip of the ‘talent show’ from Mean Girls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EY2Q_07iUw

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MONDAY fun

Today is Independence Day in Tanzania. The day celebrates the end of British rule in Tanganyika in 1961.

The first European to visit Tanzania was Vasco da Gama in 1498. European colonialism in the region began on mainland Tanzania during the late 19th century when Germany formed German East Africa. Following World War I, the mainland came under British control and was ruled as Tanganyika, with Zanzibar remaining a separate colonial jurisdiction.

British rule ended on December 9th 1961, with Julius Nyerere becoming the first prime minister. Tanganyika became a democratic republic a year later on December 9th 1962.

Following a revolution on Zanzibar in 1963, Zanzibar and Tanganyika merged on April 26th 1964 with the country renamed to Tanzania in October of that year.


Hmmm

can you tell the difference??

Gourmet Food on a Budget!


Today is the birthday, in 1954, of merican songwriter Sara Allen best known for her work with the duo Hall and Oates. Though never married, she was in a long-time relationship with Daryl Hall until 2001. She contributed to many of the duo’s hit singles, including ‘Private Eyes’, ‘I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)’ and ‘Maneater’.The song ‘Sara Smile’, Hall and Oates’ first American hit, was about Sara Allen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

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‘Tis the Season…

Fun Christmas Flash Mobsss

Or this…

Or maybe this one!

or this one is nice…Enjoy!!

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Finally it’s FRIDAY

Today is Independence Day in Finland. This holiday is celebrated annually on December 6th and marks the Declaration of Independence from the Russian empire by the Finnish Parliament in 1917.

Finland had been part of the Russian Empire since 1809. Following the Russian revolution and the defeats in the First World War, movements within Finland pushed for independence from Russia and on December 6th 1917, the parliament declared Finland as an independent state.

Official Independence Day festivities usually commence with the raising of the Finnish flag on Tähtitorninmäki (“Observatory Hill”) in Helsinki.

A religious service is held at Helsinki Cathedral, and official visits are made to the war memorials of the second world war. Another event is the annual military parade by personnel of the Finnish Defense Forces, which is one of the big highlights and is a nationally televised event.  

Some Finns spend the day watching the classical movie The Unknown Soldier from 1955 by Edvin Laine based on the novel of Väinö Linna, while others enjoy good homemade food, or simply enjoy Finnish winter activities.

An Independence Day tradition is for families to light two candles in the windows of their homes in the evening. This custom became commonplace during the 1920s and is said to recall a time when two candles were placed in the window as a sign to Finnish soldiers that the house would offer them shelter and hide them from the Russians.

Hyvää itsenäisyyspäivää!


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Today is the birthday, in 1920, of Dave Brubeck, jazz pianist, (1962 UK No.12 album ‘Time Further Out’). Brubeck died of heart failure one day before his 92nd birthday on December 5, 2012. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT9Eh8wNMkw

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it’s THOR’S DAY

Martyrdom Of Hazrat Fatimah, also known as Fāṭimīyya, is a bank holiday in Iran observed on the third day of the Islamic month Jumada al-Thani. Fatimah bin Muhammad was the youngest daughter and the only child of the prophet Muhammad and Khadijah who lived to adulthood, and therefore part of Muhammad’s household. 

Fatimah was born in Mecca to Khadija, the first of Muhammad’s wives. She had three sisters and three brothers, all of whom died in childhood. She was a wife of Ali, Muhammad’s cousin, and was the mother of the second and third Imams, Hasan and Hussain.

Fatimah died, six months after Muhammad, aged 29 on 3 Jumada al-Thani 632 AD. Shia belief states that her death was the result of injuries sustained after her house was raided by Umar ibn al-Khattab, the second caliph of the Rashidun Caliphate.

Fatimah remains one of the most popular girl’s names throughout the Muslim world. Fatimah is seen as a vital character in Islam and is considered a role model for all Muslim women.


Not the best choice of words…


No good birthdays today. Here’s a song from the movie, ‘O Brother Where Art Thou’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94h2L9oBOHM&list=FLiw-UsuRDUjLQSHOmQ7_x4Q&index=9

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