Crabs and Beer!

Thoughts from the depths of the Eastern Shore

It’s THURSDAY and still cold

Today is a Day of Mourning in the United States as a mark of respect for James Earl Carter, Jr., the thirty-ninth President of the United States. Carter, the 39th President of the United States and a tireless advocate for peace, human rights, and public service, passed away at the age of 100 on December 29th 2024.

Carter, whose presidency from 1977 to 1981 was marked by both significant achievements and formidable challenges, will be remembered as much for his post-presidential humanitarian efforts as for his time in the Oval Office.

Most Federal agencies will be closed. The New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq will close on Jan. 9th in honor of Carter’s passing.


SIGNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


Today is the birthday, in 1941, of American folk singer, songwriter, musician, and activist Joan Baez. She scored the 1971 US No.3 & UK No.6 single ‘The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down’ and was one of the first major artists to record the songs of Bob Dylan in the early 1960s. Baez also performed three songs at the 1969 Woodstock Festival. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYeXvG2ptwk

Posted by Tom in folk, Humor, Music

WEDNESDAY and still cold

Yesterday was Orthodox Christmas. Orthodox Christians are estimated to number between 250 and 300 million people. The largest number of Orthodox Christians live in eastern and southeastern Europe, including Russia and Ukraine. There are also significant Orthodox Christian populations in the Middle East and in Ethiopia.

The difference in the timing of the Christmas celebrations stretches back to 1582, when Pope Gregory XIII, ruled that the Catholic Church should follow a new calendar – called the Gregorian calendar, as it was closer to the solar calendar than the Julian calendar.

The Julian calendar now runs 13 days behind, so Orthodox Christmas falls on January 7th—through 2099; in 2100, when the world next omits a leap year, it will move to January 8th.

Because it was the Catholic pope who ruled on the adoption of the new Gregorian calendar, many churches not aligned to the papacy ignored it, such as Protestants and the Eastern Orthodox church. Protestants accepted the new calendar in the early 1700s.


And you thought the Cybertruck was ugly…The Citroen Karin: Trevor Fiore’s vision for a futuristic concept in 1980’s Paris.

Phara, an immigrant from Bangkok, needed a job. Her pastor heard of an opening at a bookbinding operation and suggested that Phara apply for it. When the owner of the bindery interviewed Phara, he decided she was perfect for the job and hired her on the spot. When her pastor heard the good news, he sent Phara a bouquet of flowers accompanied by a card reading “Blest be the Thai that binds.”

‘Special Advisor’…

Today is the birthday, in 1947, of David Bowie English singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, painter and actor. His first UK Top 40 single was the 1969 ‘Space Oddity’ which became a UK No.1 in 1975, plus over 50 other UK Top 40 hits including five No.1’s. Bowie has also scored two US No.1 singles, the 1975 ‘Fame’ and 1983 ‘Let’s Dance’. His music and stagecraft significantly influencing popular music and during his lifetime, his record sales, estimated at 140 million worldwide, made him one of the world’s best-selling music artists. Bowie died from liver cancer at his New York home on 10 January 2016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

TUESDAY is usually not this cold!

Today is Victory over Genocide Day, a public holiday in Cambodia. Also known as Cambodian Victory Day, it marks the end of the Khmer Rouge regime in 1979.

During the Vietnam war, Cambodia was a base for communist forces, and at the end of that conflict, an offshoot from the Vietnam People’s Army called the Khmer Rouge took power in 1975. Mixing the ideology of communism and the Ankor Empire, they implemented extreme communist policies, enforcing strict self-sufficiency and taking children from parents, so they could be indoctrinated in communism.

An aim of the Khmer Rouge was to return Cambodia to a purely agricultural society. To implement this, many Cambodians were forced to leave the cities to work on labor camps.

It is estimated that around two million Cambodians (almost a quarter of the population) were killed in the four years of the Khmer Rouge regime from starvation, illness, overwork in the labour camps or execution for not embracing the ideals of the Khmer Rouge. This led to the reign of the Khmer Rouge under Pol Pot being seen as effectively a campaign of genocide against the Cambodian people.

On January 7th 1979, Vietnamese troops entered Cambodia and began the assault to remove the Khmer Rouge. The Khmer Rouge surrendered on April 17th 1979. It is not a universally welcome holiday in Cambodia as many Cambodians feel uneasy about their dependence for liberation on Vietnam.


Photoshopping your kids!

Stephen Crowley has figured out the perfect way to give relatives a heart attack: “I’ve been photoshopping my kids into marginally dangerous situations. Nothing unbelievable, but enough to make people think: wait, did he just…?” Now we just have to wait until his kids are old enough to photoshop him into marginally negligent nursing home facilities.


BADA BING!!!!!

I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it’s ready.

I set out to lose 10 pounds this month. Only 15 to go!

Day 12 without chocolate…Lost hearing in my left eye.

Do weights for muscle, cardio for heart, ice cream for mental health.

Doctor: Looks like you’re pregnant. Me: But I’m a guy! Doctor: I said it LOOKS like you’re pregnant.

I’m not fat. I’m swollen from all the hard hits life has thrown at me.

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Still trying to lose weight.

I was going to give up all my bad habits for the new year but then I remembered no one likes a quitter.

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.

That feeling you get when you want something to eat and all you have are ingredients.

A teenage boy walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Honey, do you want to get me in trouble?” said the waitress. “Maybe later,” said the boy.  “Right now I’d like a beer.”

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. “Well, there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well… are you religious?” He said yes. I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant? “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist” “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?” “Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?” “Reformed Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.


OSHA Nightmares…


Today is the birthday, in 1959, of American musician Kathy Valentine who is the bassist for the rock band the Go-Go’s. They had the 1982 US No.2 single ‘We Got The Beat’ and the 1982 UK No.47 single ‘Our Lips Our Sealed’. The Go-Go’s supported the Specials on the latter’s 1980 Seaside tour of England. According to Jane Wiedlin, she and Terry Hall had a brief affair. After Wiedlin returned to the US, Hall mailed her some lyrics, and this led to their co-writing the song. The Go-Go’s version is significantly more upbeat than Fun Boy Three’s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

Resilience

My ‘thousands’ of followers are used to seeing humor on this blog, along with the occasional book review or maybe some art or music. But I think it’s time to add some posts focusing on the state of our country and government. Note that these will appear in a separate tab on the home page.

Today the Congress is ratifying the election of Donald J. Trump to another term as President. Many people, I know, are alarmed or terrified, given his various bloviations, grievances and threats during the campaign. Now I don’t like the man or his announced policies and it is certainly possible or even probable that he will make a mess of our government and our country.

But our government and our country have proved resilient and we can all help to ensure that any damage is limited. I’m going to explore several reasons why it might be difficult for him and his supporters to accomplish all that they hope.

First, let’s remember that our Federal government is designed to be slow. As our constitution was being framed, the Crown’s abuses of power were fresh in the framers’ memories. So they created checks and balances by establishing three independent government branches. Furthermore, they built inefficiencies into the legislative process. The powers of each branch, “would be the means of keeping each other in their proper places,” wrote James Madison.

There were concerns that a strong Federal government would destroy state legislative power. A ‘compromise committee’ among the framers proposed a a plan that became known as the Great Compromise. he plan provided for a bicameral legislature with proportional representation based on a state’s population for one chamber and equal state representation in the other.

The Framers recognized that the division of legislative power between two distinct chambers of elected members was needed to protect liberty and address the states’ fear of an imbalance of power in Congress. As later explained by Chief Justice Warren Burger, the Great Compromise, under which one House was viewed as representing the people and the other the states, allayed the fears of both the large and small states.

While acknowledging that the bicameral legislative process often produces conflict, inefficiency, and in some instances [can] be injurious as well as beneficial, the Framers believed that the intricate law-making process promotes open discussion and safeguards against against improper acts of legislation.

The result of this arrangement is that it can be very difficult to enact substantive legislation with broad agreement among the members of our legislature. Given the narrow divide between the parties in both the House and the Senate and a number of discrete factions in both houses, it will be very difficult to enact much of the new President’s agenda into law (except for some relatively narrow issues in the budget reconciliation bills).

In my next post on this topic, I’ll discuss some other features of our government that will slow things down.

Posted by Tom in Politics & Government

A snowy MONDAY here on the Shore

Today is ‘Epiphany’, a major Christian celebration. It is always celebrated on 6 January and commemorates the presentation of the infant Jesus to the Magi, or three wise men. In some countries, it may be known as ‘Three Kings Day’.

The celebration of the Epiphany began in the Eastern Church and included a celebration of Christ’s birth. However, by the 4th century AD, the various calendar reforms had moved the birth of Christ to 25 December and the church in Rome began celebrating 6 January as Epiphany. Armenian Christians still celebrate the birth of Christ on 6 January.

In Italy, January 6th is also known as La Befana. In Italian folklore, Befana is an old soot-covered woman or witch who delivers presents to Italian children on the night before La Befana (Epiphany Eve). The story goes that on their way to see the infant Jesus, the Magi stopped to ask Befana for directions and asked her to join them. She initially refused, but later had a change of heart and tried to find the manger. She was unable to find the baby Jesus and gave the gifts she had brought to other children. To this day, she travels on her broomstick every year on January 5th looking in vain for the manger and giving her presents to any Italian child who leaves out a shoe or hangs up a stocking on Epiphany Eve. This legend arose in the 13th century and for a long time La Befana was a tradition confined to Rome and the surrounding regions, but this festival has become popular across all of Italy in the last hundred years.

It wouldn’t be a proper Italian festival without an excuse to bake some yummy food and La Befana is no exception. Special treats on La Befana include sweet coal, small cookies called befanini and Befana cake – a cake with a large dried bean inside. Whoever gets the bean in their slice is king (or queen) for the day.

All this focus on La Befana doesn’t mean that there aren’t also traditional Epiphany events. For instance, there is the Cavalcade of the Magi in Florence, in which some 700 people decked out in Renaissance costumes ride on horseback through the historic city center. The Cavalcade of the Magi dates back to the 15th century when it was first organized by the Medici family which ruled Florence during the Renaissance, according to the city’s website.


Fun with Googly Eyes!!!!



More cats…even in famous paintings!


Lego sets are getting too realistic!

Today is the birthday, in 1935, of American musician, singer, and actor Nino Tempo. With his sister, April Stevens, he had the 1963 US No.1 ‘Deep Purple’. The song won the 1964 Grammy Award for Best Rock And Roll Recording, selling more than one million copies and earning a gold disc. As a child actor, he appeared in The Glenn Miller Story featuring James Stewart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGDbXEk9USE

Posted by Tom