Today’s Holiday. It is, of course, Guy Fawkes day in the UK but there are lots of other holidays including Colón Day in Panama commemorating the day in 1903 when the citizens of Colón stopped the invading Columbian army.
Bar Jokes for English Majors
❧ A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
❧ A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
❧ An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
❧ Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
❧ A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
❧ Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
More to come…
Happy Friday Dance!!!
Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Art Garfunkel. He was born in Forest Hills, Queens. He is best known for his collaboration with Paul Simon and together they had numerous hits. Garfunkel won eight Grammies. Here they are:
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