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It just feels so…TUESDAY

Today is Statehood Day in Slovenia. Known as ‘Dan državnosti’, this holiday is Slovenia’s national day and commemorates Slovenia’s declaration of independence from Yugoslavia on June 25th 1991.

Historically part of the Austria-Hungarian Empire until its collapse at the end of World War I, Slovenia was one of the six republics that formed Yugoslavia. In December 1990, the Slovenian independence referendum had resulted in a 94.8% vote in favor of establishing an independent Slovenia.

The formal declaration of independence was on June 26th 1991, but since much of the legislation relating to independence was passed on June 25th, it is this date that is remembered and celebrated on Statehood Day.

The proclamation started the Ten-Day war with Yugoslavia. Yugoslav army tanks headed from barracks in Slovenia and Croatia to Slovenia’s borders with Italy, Austria and Hungary, triggering a ten-day war of independence.

Following a ceasefire based on the July 7th 1991 Brijuni Declaration, brokered by the EU’s predecessor, and a subsequent three-month independence process moratorium, the last Yugoslav troops left Slovenia in October 1991.

Croatia also celebrates Statehood day on the same day, as it was also a state created from the dissolution of Yugoslavia.


BADA BING!!

Q: Why are IT guys such dicks? It guy: I just drove two hours to push a power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with but I imagine it was probably a printer.

Apparently this week there will be constant rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, hy tydes, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde. Really bad spell of wether.

Chick-fil-A, Fathers eat free on Father’s Day.

Just finished reading a book called: ‘Fear of Sunlight’…by Gladys Knight.

There was an ambidextrous shop up the road. At first, I thought it had closed. But I guess it’s just changing hands.

I’ve reached the age where I can’t tell if I’ve sustained an injury or that’s just how I am now.

The older I get the tighter companies are putting the lids on jars.

If we get rid of all the margarine, the world will be a butter place.

From the pulpit: People can’t change genders insists a man who believes Jesus can be a biscuit.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I’m 18 now. It’s time to say goodbye and spread my legs. Dad: It’s wings, spread your wings!

Mr & Mrs Case are proud to announce the birth of their baby boy. Justin.

I saw a microbiologist today. He was much bigger than I expected.


Today is the birthday, in 1945, of Carly Simon, US singer, songwriter, (1973 UK No.3 and US No.1 single ‘You’re So Vain’, 1974 US No.5 single with James Taylor ‘Mockingbird’). In 2015, after keeping quiet for more than 40 years, Carly Simon admitted that ‘You’re So Vain’ was about Warren Beatty, but only one verse of it. Simon said the other verses were about two other men. She also wrote and sang the very best James Bond song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV-6qerkqI

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Toot toot TUESDAY!!

Today is Youth Day, a public holiday in Zambia. This holiday highlights the importance of the youth to the country (65% of the population is under 25)

on the anniversary of disturbances in 1962 that resulted in the deaths of young Zambians during the nation’s turbulent journey to independence.

In 1962, Zambia (then called Northern Rhodesia) was in turmoil as the struggle for independence was being met by colonial resistance. The British allegedly hatched a plot to kill the leaders of the two main political parties and pin the blame on the opposing parties. On March 12th 1962, after an attempt to kill one of the leaders failed, a rally was called in Chimwemwe to expose the plot.

This led to the youth rioting in the streets, throwing stones and rocks at the police, who returned fire with live ammunition killing protesters. The efforts of the youths distracted the authorities and allowed the rally to go ahead.

Zambia gained its independence in 1964 and Youth Day was made a public holiday in 1966. A statue known as “Chi Muposa Amabwe” (stone thrower) stands in the middle of the city of Kitwe to commemorate the day when the Youth of Zambia fought with nothing but stones against gun bullets.


Looks like quite the shield

DOG PORTRAITS


Bada Bing!!

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. I said, “Kindergarten”.

People put names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 700 words.

If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job. HA! I know what day it is! It’s Saturday. And tomorrow is Saturday. So are all the other days.

FYI; “Analogy” is NOT the study of buttholes.

I was heartbroken when my wife told me that my five-year-old was not our son. Then she told me to pay more attention at kindergarten pickup.

I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.

What if Soy Milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Sign on Jehovah’s Witnesses Hall… No Soliciting.

You need to stop filtering your pics on social media. If you go missing, everyone will be looking for Miss America instead of Sasquatch.

Lazy is a very strong word. I like to call it selective participation.


Today is the birthday, in 1948, of James Taylor, American singer, songwriter. Taylor achieved his breakthrough in 1970 with the hit single ‘Fire and Rain’ and had the 1971 US No.1 & UK No.4 single ‘You’ve Got A Friend’, (written by Carole King). His first album was released on The Beatles Apple label. Taylor married Carly Simon in 1972. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WM_R-6AKHE

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Hump Day, also known as WEDNESDAY.

Today is Culture and Literacy Day, a public holiday in Bulgaria. It is also known as ‘Bulgarian Education and Culture, and Slavonic Literature Day’ or ‘Alphabet Day’ and is Saints Methodius and Cyril Day and is celebrated following the Orthodox calendar on May 24th. Saints Cyril and Methodius were two Byzantine brothers born in Thessalonica in the 9th century. Part of a prominent Christian family, their father was Greek and their mother was Bulgarian.

They are credited with devising the Glagolitic alphabet. At the request of the Moravian prince Rastislav, they began to transcribe religious books from Greek into Old Bulgarian.

Their alphabet is seen as the precursor to Cyrillic, which was named after Cyril. Today most of the Slavic countries, including Russia, still use an extension of that alphabet.


Learn your weather terminology!

School Lunch

BADA BING!!

Friend at door…”Are you decent?” Me: “Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.”

Sometimes instead of cleaning the house, I watch an episode of Hoarders & then I think my house doesn’t look that bad.

Well, well, well… If it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

I sent my picture to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back. They said they weren’t that lonely.

All I’m saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert, he could have given that horse a name.

Someone stole the 5th month from my calendar…I’m really dismayed.

Being an introvert isn’t easy. Imagine waiting for a reply without sending a message.

The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.

The difference between genius and stupidity is, genius has its limits.

If your dream is to travel back in time, just book a ticket to Florida


No good birthdays today. Here’s Carly Simon singing the very best James Bond song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaV-6qerkqI

Posted by Tom in eighties music, Humor, Music

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

Get ready for the WEEKEND!

Who Doesn’t Love A Little Whipped Cream With Their Angel Food?
Tonight’s Dinner Sorted!
A Personal Favorite, Conceptually. From That 70s Ww Recipe Deck
May I Present To You.... Shrimptree! Seemed To Be A Trend In 1965
Campbell's Cream Of Mushroom Soup. Is There Anything It Can't Make More Delicious?

Enough yummy recipes

Happy Friday!!

Today is the birthday, in 1945, of Carly Simon. Her father was one of the founders of the publishing house, Simon and Schuster. Here she is with James Taylor in one of their hits.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

Winter Wednesday

Nice…

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Canada…

Uh oh…

On this day in 1973, Carly Simon started a three week run at number one on the US Singles Chart with this.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies