Cass Elliot

MARTES

Today is the Day of the Glories of the Chilean Army, a public holiday in Chile. It commemorates the glories of the Chilean Army and culminates in a grand parade in O’Higgins Park in Santiago.

The purpose of this holiday is to remember all those who have fought in Chilean battles, in which the country has been victorious or defeated; the courage and courage of those who protected the country and its inhabitants are remembered.

Police puppies at Chile’s annual military parade


Now?

“Oh, no—this hot dog is conjuring memories of the carefree, golden summers of my youth, which means it’s not vegan.”

What??


BADA BINGLE!

George Santos just announced he’ll be the new starting quarterback for the NY Jets.

Fifty Shades of Gray is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

Afraid of dying alone? Become a bus driver!

Mars has relented and will now add an alpha male M&M. It’s all white, extra bitter, and will melt down when mixed with colored M&Ms.

Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit.

I just realized I can’t say the night is young and so are we anymore.

The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant, is quite uninterested in the baby now that she’s out. It’s a weird way to find out my cat is a republican.

Owning a dog is perfect for people who never want to eat a whole sandwich by themselves ever again.

Why hasn’t one of Taylor Swifts’ ex-boyfriends written a song yet called “Maybe You’re the Problem”?

You can’t fix stupid. But you can sell it a red hat.

On the chocolate package, it says “resealable”.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

If the bacon package isn’t resealable then it contains one serving. That’s just science.

I was born a male, I identify as a male. But according to Stouffers, I am in fact a family of four.


Today is the birthday, in 1943, of Cass Elliott, singer, Mamas and the Papas, who scored the 1966 US No.1 & UK No.3 single ‘Monday Monday’. After the breakup of The Mamas & the Papas, Elliot embarked on a solo career and had the 1968 hit ‘Dream a Little Dream of Me’ from her solo album of the same name. Elliott died from a heart attack on 29th July 1974 while staying at Harry Nilsson’s London flat in the UK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ0PZRYin2s

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies

MONDAY…

Today is Respect for the Aged Day, a national holiday in Japan. The day is intended to express respect for the elders in the community, and to recognize and thank them for their contributions to society and last but not least, celebrate their long lives.

We’re Back!

The other left

WARNING!

Today is the birthday, in 1943, of Cass Elliot who scored a number of big hits as part of the Mamas and Papas. Later she embarked on a solo career and had this 1968 hit. She died of a heart attack in 1974.

Posted by Tom in Humor, Music, sixties and seventies