daily humor

Makes sense

Creativity is not everything. These are creative but awful.

a bit of history

Bada Bing!

I don’t do drugs and I don’t drink. At my age, I get the same effects by standing up too fast.

Sitting in a recliner, naked, watching a movie, eating ice cream and Doritos, minding my own business, and Walmart calls the cops.

Lesson of the day:If someone calls you from a private number, respect their privacy & don’t answer.

The older I get the tighter companies are putting the lids on jars.

FYI: Your phone won’t autocorrect when you’re in caps lock because it assumes you’re angry and doesn’t want to get involved.

What’s the opposite of isolate?Yousoearly!

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Today is the birthday, in 1945, of Little Eva. As a teenager she worked as a maid and babysitter for songwriters Carole King and Gerry Goffin. They knew she could sing and wrote this song for her. The song reached number one in the United States in 1962.