daily humor

28

Jan

2021

ThanksThursday

One day close to the end of the week…

comix please_ffffollow — ItsPeteski

Bonus points if you call people idiots when the stats are on your side and elitists when they aren't.

Today is the birthday (in 1946) of Rick Allen – bassist for The Box Tops.

27

Jan

2021

Wary Wednesday

Paranoia runs deep…

Socrates: "Hello, my name is Socrates, and i am a philosophy addict. "

Socrates: "But then again, what really IS an addiction?"
Wittgenstein: "I think it's any compulsive activity."

Socrates: "Ahh, but what is the actual difference between compulsion and genuine willing?"
Wittgenstein: "Well..."

Aquinas: "Alright everyone, settle down, that's enough of that. Wittgenstein, your turn to speak."

Wittgenstein: "I've been philosophy free for five years, but last night i had a relapse. I had some friends over to watch sports..."

Wittgenstein: "I just kept asking them to try to come up with a definition that includes all games and excludes all non-games. Before I knew it I had developed a new theory of language."

Schopenhauer: "I too had a relapse. I was at a restaurant and I overheard someone telling their date that all morality is obviously subjective."

Aquinas: "So what did you do, Schopenhauer?"
Schopenhauer: "I pushed him down the stairs! Ha."
Aquinas: "you...what?"

Schopenhauer: "Yeah, and her too because she was chewing too loud. Wait...this is rageaholics right?"

PERSON: "You...what?"

Uh oh…

Happy Birthday Wolfy! Today is the birthday (in 1756) of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. How many of these works do you know???

26

Jan

2021

Happy Tuesday!

Son, now that you're 18, I feel I should tell you that you're a placebo baby.

Here’s a machine making chicken wire. Just watch until it finishes.

I miss baseball…the strategy, the athleticism, the…

Well, today is the birthday of Eddie Van Halen. I’m not a fan of their music but that led me to think about David Lee Roth and his single – Just a Gigolo – which was, of course, a cover of the wonderful version done by Louis Prima and Keely Smith, so here they are.

25

Jan

2021

Monday Again

Let’s start with some recent street art via BSA

Inspired by Botticelli

topical…

When I said you should compromise, I didn't mean about the thing that matters to ME!

It’s Robert Burns Day!

Burns Suppers Celebrate Scotland's Favorite Poet & Haggis / iBerkshires.com - The Berkshires online guide to events, news and Berkshire County community information.

Nailed it!

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Nailed it, fails, funny fails, funny nailed it photos, nail it, unintentionally funny pics, accidentally hilarious photos

Nailed it, fails, funny fails, funny nailed it photos, nail it, unintentionally funny pics, accidentally hilarious photos

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some fun

Today’s musical selection is from the World Service.

22

Jan

2021

Day of Frigga

I’ve been doing some grant writing…

Rabbit Introduction

Enjoy the weekend!

Some animals today:

Today is the birthday (in 1940) of Addie Harris, one of the Shirelles. This was their first number one hit song in 1961.