Today is ANZAC Day, a public holiday in Australia, New Zealand, Cook Islands and Tonga. It marks the anniversary of the first key military action fought by Australian and New Zealand forces during the First World War. Anzac stands for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps. In 1915 Australian and New Zealand soldiers formed part of the allied expedition that set out to capture the Gallipoli peninsula. The plan was to capture Constantinople (now Istanbul), capital of the Ottoman Empire and an ally of the Germans. They landed at Gallipoli on 25 April, meeting fierce resistance from the Turkish defenders. The assault rapidly became a stalemate, dragging on for 8 months. At the end of 1915, the allied forces were evacuated after both sides had suffered heavy casualties.
Random Truths…
Bada Bing!
The amount of people older than you never goes up.
Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle… volkswagenitalia.
I don’t know how to act my age, I’ve never been this old before.
My sister-in-law got a package of 96 diapers at her baby shower and my brother said, “Oh awesome, that’s 96 days worth of diapers”.
Person giving me directions: “You can’t miss it!” Me: “You wanna bet?”
It finally happened: someone asked me where the library was in Spanish. I’ve been training for this since high school.
Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said, “nothing”. Then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.
The pollen is so bad this year that Kid Rock fans are turning their meth back into sudafed.
I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT support.
He said, “Have you tried disabling cookies?” I said, “Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.”
Elon Musk@elonmusk – Defund @NPR
Everyone else… Defund billionaires
Don’t try and win over the haters. You are not the jackass whisperer.
Today is the birthday, in 1949 of Michael Brown, singer, 1966-67 he was in the Left Banke, which had a 1966 US No.5 hit, ‘Walk Away Renee’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uqBTzfcIk4
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