Today is Constitution Day in Uruguay. Officially known as ‘Jura de la Constitución de la República Oriental del Uruguay’, it commemorates the adoption of the first constitution in 1830.
Brazil had gained its independence from Portugal in 1822. The region now known as Uruguay lay on the Eastern bank of the River Plate, and had passed through English, Spanish, Portuguese and Brazilian control in a short period at the start of the nineteenth century. In August 1825, Uruguay declared its independence from Brazil, instigating the Argentina- Brazil War. The conflict lasted until August 1828, when a British negotiated a resolution to the war that led to Brazil recognizing Uruguay’s independence.
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The leading cause of injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.
My dog is so obsessed with where other dogs go to the bathroom he could be the governor of Florida.
Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb. A: Into what?
What’s the difference between humans and animals? Animals would never let the dumbest one lead the pack.
My wife said she hides snacks from me so she can put them out when guests come over, in case you were wondering why I invited you here tonight.
Before marriage, I would sit at stoplights for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.
We are three days into a discussion about if getting a toaster oven would be worth sacrificing the counter space. Marriage is wild.
I’m a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time.
I have a new prescription. 500mg of fukitol.
I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in a body that doesn’t.
People often say, “Underground tunnel”, which leads me to wonder about the other types of tunnels.
It is mildly shocking that those who call themselves a florist, know absolutely nothing about installing linoleum.
I put my symptoms into WebMD. Turns out I’m just old.
I showed my blog to my psychiatrist and she wants to talk to all of you.
Today is the birthday, in 1941, of Martha Reeves, American R&B and pop singer and former politician, (1964 US No.2 & 1969 UK No.4 single with The Vandellas ‘Dancing In The Street’, plus ten US & six UK other top 40 singles). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE2fnYpwrng
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